00:00 Wait, that's not the roast that I brought.
00:02 No?
00:05 Oh.
00:07 How many people brought a roast for family dinner today?
00:11 Oh.
00:11 Wait, you told me that you wanted me to bring the roast this week.
00:15 You said the same thing to me.
00:17 Well, you can never have too many roasts.
00:20 Oldest trick in the book.
00:23 Whenever Dad thinks someone could use a conversation,
00:26 he asks them to bring over the Sunday roast.
00:29 And you fall for it every time.
00:31 We do.
00:31 What about you, Grandpa?
00:33 You weren't in hot water this week.
00:34 Well, I wouldn't say that.
00:38 I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall in that meeting with the mayor.
00:42 What did you say to him after he dropped that bomb of a police commissioner by committee?
00:46 Well, I simply reminded him that it might not be a good idea.
00:51 Why do I feel like you were probably a little less polite about that?
00:57 Sometimes nothing hurts more than the truth.
00:59 I kind of realized the truth this week that I'd like to share with all of you.
01:05 That you're really my illegitimate son?
01:08 No, actually, it would make a lot of sense.
01:12 No, but Uncle Jamie did set me straight about a few things this week.
01:17 Ah, so you want to air this out at family dinner?
01:25 It occurred to me that literally everyone at this table at one point or another has done that.
01:31 Straightened you out?
01:32 Tried to.
01:33 I don't listen.
01:35 I'm hot-headed.
01:37 I'm ungrateful.
01:39 Keep going.
01:41 Please do.
01:42 Yeah, we'll tell you when to stop.
01:44 You guys are brutal.
01:45 Welcome to my world.
01:46 I spent so much time unpacking who my dad was and how he died
01:53 that I never really told all of you how much this means,
01:56 that you've accepted me as a part of this crazy family.
01:59 Except Erin's the only crazy one.
02:07 She's nuts.
02:08 See, even that, the way you guys rib each other,
02:11 this is all new territory for a guy who grew up an only child.
02:14 Which explains so much.
02:16 Thank you.
02:17 Okay, but I'm...
02:20 So anyway, I'm just really grateful for all of this.
02:24 For all of you.
02:26 That gotcha.
02:29 Yeah.
02:32 you
02:33 you
02:35 you
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