SNL cold open roasts Republican senators after Trump wins South Carolina primary

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SNL cold open pokes fun at Republican senators after Trump wins South Carolina primarySNL/NBC

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00:00 You know, he once doxed me.

00:01 -Oh, he doxed you? -No.

00:03 -No. -Oh, no, really?

00:04 Yeah, back in 2015.

00:06 He gave out my personal cell phone number

00:07 in a speech to all his supporters.

00:09 Had thousands of his people call me up to yell at me.

00:13 -Mm. -Threatening my life.

00:15 -Mm. -Had to get a new phone.

00:16 -Mm. [ Coughs ]

00:18 -You okay? -Oh, gosh.

00:19 You okay?

00:21 Switch to Verizon.

00:23 [ Laughter ]

00:27 But you know what?

00:28 I still think he's the greatest president since Reagan.

00:31 -Oh, he is greater than Reagan? -Oh, he's greater than Lincoln.

00:34 -Oh, yeah, right? -He's so darn handsome,

00:37 and it makes me jealous.

00:38 Mm-hmm.

00:40 [ Sighs ]

00:43 You know, Trump once said I sweat more

00:45 than anyone he's ever seen.

00:46 -Oh, really? -Oh, my God.

00:47 Yeah, yeah. He said my sweat was disgusting,

00:50 and we need someone in the White House

00:52 who doesn't have whatever Marco's got.

00:54 -Oh. -Yeah.

00:55 But that's fine. You know what I mean?

00:57 He does what it takes to win, right?

00:58 -He does. -He's strong.

01:00 He's cool, and he's tall, and I like him.

01:02 Yes.

01:04 Hey, these tater tots are nice.

01:06 -Yeah. -Yeah.

01:07 -They're not soggy or nothing. -Seasoned.

01:10 All right, you know, I've never really talked about this,

01:14 but one of the January 6th rioters --

01:16 I'm sorry, one of the January 6th tourists --

01:19 -Mm. -Mm-hmm.

01:21 -Pooped on the floor in my office.

01:23 -Oh, come on! -Look it up!

01:25 I swear, look it up.

01:26 Senator Rich, poop in office.

01:28 Look it up.

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