00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:01 This is easy.
00:02 These deer traps are banging.
00:03 How was the field trip, boys?
00:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:05 [TIRES SCREECHING]
00:06 [GUNSHOT]
00:07 Yeah, we got to hand feed the giraffe.
00:08 Yeah, the sucker was eating right out of her palm.
00:10 You made this?
00:11 How old are you guys?
00:12 14.
00:13 [GUNSHOT]
00:14 You idiots are going to end up on the side
00:16 of a fricking milk carton.
00:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19 I'm grounded.
00:21 I'm going to run free range all summer.
00:22 I've got one week to find a legit job before my mom
00:24 busts full-tail Def Con.
00:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:28 We need to back some summer jobs.
00:30 You think you can hook us up?
00:31 You can ask them if they need an extra hand.
00:32 With what?
00:33 That thing.
00:34 Snack shack.
00:35 I think they bid it out at the city council meeting.
00:37 I want to pitch you an idea.
00:38 OK.
00:39 You bid $2,000 on the snack shack at the swimming pool.
00:42 Actually, we bid $3,000.
00:44 [TIRES SCREECHING]
00:44 [DOOR OPENS]
00:45 It's a total shithole.
00:47 Yeah, it's our shithole.
00:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:50 Let's get to work.
00:51 We need to fuckers spick and span in case some hell inspector
00:54 comes stepping around.
00:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:56 Moment of truth.
00:57 Goddamn, fellas.
00:59 Not shit.
01:00 We're going to be rolling in so much fucking dough
01:01 this summer.
01:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:05 [CROWD CHEERING]
01:07 Here you go.
01:07 $2.00.
01:08 Hey, you called me a Diet Coke.
01:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:12 Thanks.
01:14 You in that shit?
01:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:18 So what's your name?
01:20 Keith, I didn't want to be here.
01:21 What are you doing?
01:22 I tried to fuck on it with ketchup.
01:24 Charging $0.75 more.
01:26 That's fucking genius, dude.
01:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30 Fuck dogs!
01:31 Get your fuck dogs right here!
01:34 There's been a pattern with you two, an escalation.
01:37 A very dangerous escalation.
01:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:41 It's open season, Limp Dicks.
01:43 You never know when, you never know where.
01:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:48 That's piss, ain't it?
01:49 You're unbelievable.
01:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:53 This is fucking epic, dude.
01:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:56 Just want to have fun this summer.
01:58 Feel me?
01:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:01 One little advice, homie.
02:02 Make a move.
02:04 Any move.
02:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:10 Give me a fuck dog, kid.
02:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:14 Cool.
02:15 You're unbelievable.
02:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:20 Nice wheels, douchebag.
02:23 [WHOOSH]
02:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:35 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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