00:00 I remember you. You're Nell's adult roommate. You look even less rugged in the daytime.
00:04 And you're Nell's unapproachable controlling boss.
00:06 Where'd you get your suit? Nancy Reagan's grave?
00:09 No, but it is from her collection.
00:11 Has anyone ever told you you resemble a stalk of asparagus?
00:14 You look like you've eaten all the lemons.
00:15 You look like someone who can't eat dairy and loves to tell everyone about it.
00:18 You look like you want to talk to my manager.
00:20 You look like a human pool noodle.
00:22 You look like you're missing your 101 Dalmatians.
00:24 You look like Mr. Rogers' illegitimate son that he's really disappointed in.
00:28 You look as if a group of orphans are plotting your demise.
00:30 You look like you play John Mayer songs to try and get laid.
00:33 And you look like you're holding up the return line at Costco.
00:36 What's Costco?
00:38 Have fun foreclosing on that toy store.
00:41 You look like someone who gets hot about electric cars.
00:43 I love electric cars.
00:45 You look like you should be good at basketball, but you're just all arms and legs.
00:48 At least I have arms and legs. You look like a blob.
00:51 You look like your pockets are full of granola and hope.
00:53 How did you escape from Fox and Friends?
00:55 You look like you died of a bee sting as a child.
00:58 Good luck taking over Narnia.
00:59 Good luck writing to your representatives.
01:01 Good luck catching the boy who lived.
01:03 Good luck hugging a tree.
01:05 Hmm.
01:06 Hmm.
01:06 [music]
01:12 [silence]
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