00:00 I can't wait to all sleep together.
00:04 Me too.
00:07 No. Us and the babies.
00:11 What babies?
00:12 We both want to get pregnant at the same time, but we wouldn't with you do the...
00:16 No, you would in a cup and then...
00:18 I'm so confused.
00:20 We're best friends, both recently single.
00:22 Out of some bad relationships.
00:24 We both always wanted to be mothers, but we don't want to do it alone.
00:27 We love each other. You know, but time is ticking, so why not do it together?
00:32 So, why are you on a threesome app?
00:37 I'm sorry, I don't think I can make this work.
00:42 What?
00:43 You have no other holdings, a bare minimum down payment. How would you cover closing costs?
00:49 But we're hoping to start a family. We need security, we need roots.
00:53 Can you get us a tiny house?
00:55 Not the tiny houses again.
00:57 In some places, five people live in a walk-in closet. This would just be the two of us in a shipping container.
01:02 Stop it. We have nothing. No house, no babies.
01:08 Oh my god, your baby is so cute.
01:11 If I could, I would father a hundred children.
01:15 And I'd always thought I'd be a father by now.
01:17 We could do this. We could co-parent.
01:20 I feel that too.
01:21 No, I'm feeling.
01:25 Oh no, we're being evicted.
01:27 No, I'm keeping those with me.
01:29 I mean, if we're going to be partners, we have to be partners. Right?
01:35 Right.
01:38 Ow!
01:40 Where'd you sleep last night?
01:41 Okay, it's really hot.
01:43 Ah yeah, I'm burnt.
01:45 Are you okay?
01:46 Will I ever be able to have sex again?
01:50 I'm going to end up living in a tiny house with you, aren't I?
01:52 I have a really good feeling this time.
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