Laurie Kilmartin: Cis Woke Grief Slut | movie | 2024 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

Stand-up comic and long-time Conan writer Laurie Kilmartin jokes about single motherhood, the abortion gag that got her  | dG1fZ3JFX1R0OEZ0bjg

Transcript

00:00 Now I had to worry about my son watching porn. I used to think oh, he doesn't watch it. You know he's he's a dork

00:08 He watches anime all the time by this guy named hentai

00:12 I just don't think the message in porn is good for teenagers

00:23 All right, so I've decided if I ever catch my son watching porn how I will handle it is I will sit down and watch

00:31 It with him. Oh

00:33 You know it's a good idea because the men are groaning

00:36 What better way to stop my son from watching more porn than the memory of his mother

00:43 Commenting on it. We will go over it frame by frame

00:47 Like it's the Kennedy assassination. I

00:51 Will ruin it for him

00:53 I'll be like honey women don't make that noise that dolphin noise

01:00 Women only make that noise when they're really behind on their rent

01:10 Mom's made that noise twice

01:17 (audience laughing)