00:00Springtime in Chicago, it's always about this time of year that I start to think to myself,
00:07oh, that depression was not seasonal.
00:16Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it's a girl?
00:19Did you guys ever have an ex that was just like, uh, right?
00:24I ran into an ex of mine a couple weeks ago.
00:27I'm the father.
00:27You're like the sperm donor, basically.
00:30This woman had taken my entire psyche apart piece by piece.
00:34I have a comedy career.
00:36I've been in two short films this year.
00:39And just given it back to me in the cold light of day.
00:43You're the most special boy in all of history, Nathan.
00:46It was horrific.
00:48This is not the kind of movie where you're a baby man and you can just stay a baby man.
00:55And the headstrong girl comes in and she fixes you because you just needed someone to believe in you.
01:04What she was essentially doing was just making sure that I never had to go to therapy.
01:08Ever again.
01:09Because the things that would actually fix me are things that are literally illegal for a doctor to say to a patient.
01:19Alright, that's all good.
01:20Thank you very much.
01:21You can't call her Stephanie.
01:26Stephanie Stevens?
01:27It's like Stephanie Stephanieson or Stephen Stevenson.
01:30It doesn't make any sense.
01:30It's too many Stevens.
01:31It doesn't make any sense.
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