Patrick Stewart stars in hilarious Super Bowl advert alongside children’s cartoon characters

Patrick Stewart starred in a hilarious Super Bowl 2024 advert alongside animated children's characters.Source: Paramount+

Transcript

00:00 On Paramount Mountain, the stakes get higher.

00:04 I mean, I can't get that thing up there.

00:09 If it were a football, I'd be able to reach the top.

00:12 What about a football-shaped head?

00:16 We throw the child.

00:20 -Gutsy call, sir. -Smart thinking.

00:22 What? No, that's dumb thinking. He's not throwing Arnold.

00:25 -Throw him. -Throw him.

00:27 Hey, do you want an immunity? I'll throw him.

00:30 What? You can't throw a child at a wall.

00:34 -Barramore, shut your face! -Shut my face?

00:37 Unless you prefer to freeze to death.

00:39 I'm not gonna throw a kid.

00:42 Not built for the moment, I see.

00:45 Fine. I'll throw him.

00:48 And Creed's here.

00:55 -Watch and learn. -Dang, he's cool.

00:58 It's the fifth quarter, and we need a hole-in-one before the seventh-inning stretch.

01:05 Be brave.

01:08 P-p-pike!

01:11 Can you take me higher

01:15 To a place where the line might see

01:22 I just threw him higher

01:27 Come on.

01:28 To a place where we won't freeze

01:35 He just threw me high

01:40 I'm good.

01:42 So close.

01:45 How are we gonna get up there?

01:47 Now if there were only someone made of pigskin.

01:50 Bingo.

01:51 Oh, dear.