00:00 ♪♪
00:05 Congratulations on your first movie, kiddo.
00:07 You gotta turn that thing off before we go hot.
00:08 I will.
00:09 Okay, so, who are we?
00:10 On action.
00:11 So, Lee Bob kicks in the door,
00:12 lights the place up.
00:13 [ Imitates gunfire ]
00:14 Yeah, no, I got it.
00:15 Okay, people, we're gonna unsake this.
00:17 Let's not mess it up.
00:18 [ Beeping ]
00:19 Oh!
00:20 [ Gunshots ]
00:22 [ Glass shatters ]
00:23 ♪♪
00:26 I just heard from the producers, and you're fired.
00:29 [ Screams ]
00:30 [ Gunshots ]
00:31 Not right now.
00:32 ♪♪
00:35 Have a seat. Make yourself at home.
00:37 Is that your, uh, foreign car sitting out a little ways out of town?
00:41 Got the Harvard sticker in the window?
00:42 Yeah, Borowsky.
00:43 Erwin.
00:44 Could I get the Wi-Fi?
00:45 We don't have that.
00:46 Old school.
00:47 This is from 2015.
00:49 Things don't change too much around here.
00:51 We'll get you back on the road soon enough.
00:53 And while you're waiting, maybe you could help me out.
00:56 ♪♪
00:59 A bunch of holes in the earth for oil, like a badass.
01:02 There's a million ways to get hurt on an oil rig --
01:04 fall down, knock your teeth out, get blown up, electrocuted.
01:07 If a pipe falls down, it'll kill you!
01:10 I'm gonna step back, all right?
01:12 You guys got it, though.
01:14 You know how much education I got?
01:17 Eighth grade.
01:18 The day I dropped out,
01:19 my old dad threw me up on a rig.
01:21 All I know.
01:22 They're gonna take everything I have,
01:24 and they're gonna ruin me.
01:25 I need you to act like you are my Harvard-educated landman.
01:29 I know all the landmen around here.
01:31 I've never seen that jackalope in my life.
01:33 Check out his shoes.
01:34 All right, we're made up.
01:35 Let's start drilling.
01:36 This earth ain't gonna drill herself, right?
01:38 ♪♪
01:40 This is not where I belong.
01:42 This acting, is always your dream?
01:44 Yeah.
01:45 ♪♪
01:46 We gotta find a lease, drill it,
01:48 we gotta make a strike in 30 days.
01:51 I think with your Harvard smarts,
01:53 you can help me solve this.
01:54 You two keep scheming,
01:55 and I'll start collecting tips
01:57 in case I have to bail you out of jail.
01:59 ♪♪
02:05 You really are willing to risk everything.
02:07 Yes, I am.
02:08 He loves you.
02:09 You know that, right?
02:10 When I get too close,
02:12 he always ends up drifting away.
02:14 If there comes a time,
02:16 one could sure use a little help.
02:18 ♪♪
02:21 Whoo!
02:22 [Gunfire]
02:23 You're shooting the ring!
02:24 [Gunfire]
02:25 Bullseye.
02:26 ♪♪
02:29 you
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