00:00 [dramatic music]
00:02 In a world where Super Bowl winners get the world's admiration and a fancy ring,
00:08 but the runners-up get nothing, one retired cop--
00:12 That's one retired quarterback. Read the script!
00:15 Oh, sorry.
00:16 One retired quarterback returns to claim what's his.
00:20 Meanwhile, one mad scientist uses the most treasured resource known to humankind--
00:26 Peanut butter.
00:27 --to create diamonds.
00:28 We'll crush M&M's peanut butter into a diamond.
00:31 Did you say crush?
00:32 First, M&M's peanut butter was heated to 3,000 degrees centigrade, purifying it into graphite.
00:37 [fast forwarding]
00:40 Into a diamond.
00:41 The diamonds were used to forge a ring that would rule the whole--
00:45 No.
00:46 --that would bring comfort to all Most Champions.
00:49 [dramatic music]
00:52 Four times.
00:53 I remember.
00:55 The All Most Champions Ring of Comfort, coming soon to a Super Bowl near you.
01:00 Wow, that was something.
01:02 The peanut butter M&M's or my movie trailer voice?
01:05 voice.
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