00:00 Message I'll call you back. Thanks.
00:02 Jerry, Joe Davola.
00:04 [laughter]
00:08 I have a hair on my tongue.
00:10 [laughter]
00:11 Can't get it off.
00:13 You know how much I hate that?
00:15 Of course you do. You put it there.
00:18 I know what you said about me, Seinfeld.
00:20 I know you bad-mouthed me to the execs at NBC.
00:23 [music]
00:28 [door slams]
00:30 Oh, God. It's you. You scared me.
00:33 Good. Fear is our most primal emotion.
00:36 [laughter]
00:38 You left your door open.
00:40 I know. I like to encourage intruders.
00:43 [laughter]
00:47 What is all this?
00:49 Do you like it?
00:51 My home is a shrine to you.
00:54 Where did you get all these pictures?
00:57 I took them myself with a telephoto lens.
01:01 Coming out of your office, your apartment,
01:04 shopping, showering.
01:07 [laughter]
01:09 Showering? You all right?
01:12 Why?
01:15 Well, I don't know. You just don't seem yourself.
01:20 Who am I?
01:22 Who am I supposed to be?
01:24 That's a good question. Good question.
01:27 It's very existential.
01:30 Who are you? Who am I?
01:32 [laughter]
01:34 [music]
01:42 Hey, clown.
01:44 Make us laugh, clown.
01:47 Nice face, clown.
01:49 Make me laugh, clown.
01:51 [grunts]
01:55 It's one. Pagliacci. Pagliacci.
01:58 Tragic clown. Pagliacci.
02:01 [laughter]
02:05 What did you say?
02:08 What are you, a cop?
02:10 No, I'm a clown.
02:14 You look familiar.
02:17 You ever been to the circus?
02:19 Well, when I was a kid.
02:21 Did you like it?
02:22 Well, you know, it was fun.
02:25 I was kind of scared of the clowns.
02:29 Are you still scared of clowns?
02:33 Yeah.
02:36 Look, I'm serious. I'm not kidding.
02:38 I don't have the quarter. That guy took it.
02:40 I don't want any money.
02:42 Huh?
02:43 I smell cherry.
02:45 [laughter]
02:48 It's banana.
02:49 Banana?
02:51 [music]
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