Seka Live: Pablo Kimuli uturuka muri Uganda yasekeje abantu bikomeye

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00:00 I

00:02 Tell you

00:05 Truthfully speaking. I love this country to bits

00:08 Actually, I think when God was done creating the world for the seventh day he came and rested in Rwanda

00:14 However, I noticed something very interesting

00:21 For example, there are some things that I found quite quite interesting

00:25 For example, the guy who came to pick me at the airport yesterday the guy had one of the longest names

00:30 The guy looked up to me and said hello. I said yes. Ah, my name is

00:36 Depends on what is trending

00:51 I

00:53 Found him quite interesting

00:56 He also has a sense of humor because while we're driving there are something happening

01:09 And so he was driving and the policeman stopped him and said good you're not supposed to be driving

01:15 Why are you participating in the Uganda?

01:18 Say the most critical just picked on Ghana from there

01:21 Actually, I'm proud of being

01:34 Things we do especially in Rwanda and Uganda if you don't know Rwanda and Uganda were named among the top

01:41 hospitable countries in the world

01:44 Because we are friendly, you know, we love people

01:47 And you got it. I don't know about you, but you gotta help even when they don't know where they help you

01:52 But they will get out of their way to help you what I was at our national theater and I was suffering from what to do

02:02 so I

02:04 Saw a guy walking now. This guy was walking everything about him showed that he was a pensioner, you know, I'm passionate

02:10 This guy is what you know

02:12 depends on the memories

02:14 I remember when I used to stay there

02:16 and he was holding a bag of a size pot

02:18 and he was walking

02:20 so out of the blue

02:22 I asked him, excuse me sir, where is the museum?

02:24 he stopped

02:26 museum, museum

02:28 museum

02:30 museum

02:32 museum

02:34 let me ask

02:38 The one who went and asked a motorbike rider, excuse me, sir. We are looking for the museum

02:44 now it is we

02:46 we are looking for the museum

02:48 the rider said

02:50 haaa, they said it

02:52 they said they are driving at the museum

02:54 but I suspect it is somewhere

02:56 you sit on the bike and we go

02:58 now the three of us on

03:00 one bike

03:02 the guy took us straight to the police

03:04 and he said

03:06 the guy took us straight to the police

03:08 he said let's ask here

03:10 at the central police station

03:12 and he asked the soldier

03:14 he phoned them

03:16 excuse me sir, we are looking for the museum

03:18 the guy said, haaa, museum

03:20 is he a suspect? when did they break in?

03:22 just know by the time we were done

03:24 there was a peculiar

03:26 a peculiar crowd

03:28 and we were all discussing food

03:30 somehow there were some things that ended

03:32 hey, I don't know where the other guy went

03:34 but you know, it is all fun

03:36 it is all good

03:38 and there are things I noticed that we Africans are not meant to do

03:40 ok, well look up that one

03:42 I think it is witchcraft

03:44 but

03:46 there are things that Africans will not do

03:48 for example, you won't find

03:50 an African reporting in a war zone

03:52 why?

03:54 with all the challenges we have

03:56 our life expectancy

03:58 I think is like 50, 40, 60

04:00 and then you tell me to report the war zone area

04:02 as we report things like

04:04 sports, the weather, commentary

04:06 you know, they are risk free

04:08 have they not understood why people

04:10 from the western world, no offense intended

04:12 they like where there is danger

04:14 I will give you an example, do you know that

04:16 if a bomb went off now

04:18 I would be the first outsider and I would ask after what happened

04:20 but a person from the western world

04:22 if a bomb goes

04:24 what's there?

04:26 they are looking for the danger

04:28 as we first run, then we ask

04:30 you know

04:32 even when they steal

04:34 their own planet

04:36 they are like, no, I was first

04:38 you steal mine and you see I will help you

04:40 you watch CNN

04:42 watch CNN

04:44 our Jazera folks

04:46 guys who, you will see the Africans reporting the weather

04:48 but you will never see a black reporter

04:50 in Baghdad or Syria

04:52 because CNN

04:54 you find Christian a lot more reporting in Syria

04:56 there is one time I was watching her

04:58 reporting in Syria

05:00 right now in Syria, the fire, everything is on fire

05:02 and the guys are running

05:04 going, this is what I am saying

05:06 but then they are going where these guys are coming from

05:08 and you guys

05:10 guys are running, right now

05:12 we are going to fire, and a bomb went off

05:14 boom

05:16 the camera works down

05:18 and then another one comes in, third worst bomb

05:20 (laughter)

05:22 (applause)

05:24 (cheering)

05:26 let's go and check out

05:28 who did that

05:30 (cheering)

05:32 we go and check out who did that

05:34 Pablo Mee

05:36 (laughter)

05:38 I will leave with immediate effect

05:40 I can't report such stuff

05:42 (laughter)

05:44 then there is this stuff, I think it is on Nat Geo Wild

05:46 or where these guys

05:48 report about strange animals

05:50 Nat Geo Wild, I think that's it

05:52 National Geographic

05:54 whatever it is

05:56 now, this guy was reporting

05:58 about a snake

06:00 and I don't know why

06:02 they love details

06:04 a snake is a snake, you know what I am saying

06:06 the guy gave us details about the snake

06:08 he talked about its classification

06:10 you see it is 25 centimeters

06:12 tall, long, and then its eyesight

06:14 can see 75, 76 kilometers

06:16 the snake is left handed

06:18 (laughter)

06:20 (laughter)

06:22 (laughter)

06:24 they gave us details about

06:26 the snake

06:28 but you see, at the end

06:30 the guy said

06:32 and this snake

06:34 when it bites you

06:36 in three minutes

06:38 you are dead

06:40 come on, let's touch it

06:42 (cheering)

06:44 imagine

06:46 the thing Pablo reported about that snake

06:48 (laughter)

06:50 my body language

06:52 will change

06:54 my face will form character

06:56 you will sit here and tremble

06:58 it will be something like

07:00 (laughter)

07:02 remember

07:04 (laughter)

07:06 the snake

07:08 is a snake

07:10 (laughter)

07:12 (cheering)

07:14 (cheering)

07:16 (cheering)

07:18 if this snake

07:20 bites you

07:22 (cheering)

07:24 (cheering)

07:26 in three minutes

07:28 three minutes

07:30 you are dead

07:32 (laughter)

07:34 I can't get closer

07:36 to dead, you know

07:38 (laughter)

07:40 very calm people

07:42 I respect them, I wish I had that confidence

07:44 I wish I had that confidence

07:46 you know everything about them

07:48 even when they are reporting about situations

07:50 I think there is something

07:52 African that likes being dramatic

07:54 we believe in

07:56 you want to tell the situation as if you are there

07:58 have you seen

08:00 an African reporting an accident

08:02 (laughter)

08:04 or reporting some criminal offence

08:06 I'll give you an example

08:08 one time they had killed

08:10 there was a murder

08:12 they had killed somebody

08:14 this gentleman was reporting on CNN

08:16 a body was found

08:18 and the police said

08:20 they found 20 bullets in the body

08:22 let's cross over and find out

08:24 from the witnesses

08:26 there was a white guy and a black guy

08:28 they started with the white guy

08:30 they said here the body was here

08:32 we suspect maybe it was a feud

08:34 a foreigner, what the police is doing

08:36 an investigation, we've got to find out what's wrong

08:38 alright, let's find out from the

08:40 I think it was David Nigeriano

08:42 from West Africa

08:44 let's find out what happened

08:46 (screams)

08:48 the body

08:50 the body

08:52 it had 20 bullets

08:54 we suspect he is dead

08:56 (laughter)

08:58 but

09:00 honestly speaking

09:02 when I looked at this man

09:04 I was thoughtless

09:06 I was thoughtless

09:08 and then I thought to myself

09:10 is it a murder

09:12 or assassination

09:14 (laughter)

09:16 but

09:18 the police is investigationing

09:20 they will tell us what killed him

09:22 I'm like, is it very dramatic

09:24 I come from a very big family

09:26 we are 22 minus dependents

09:28 (laughter)

09:30 22

09:32 one time I asked my mom

09:34 did you have to have all these children

09:36 she said it's family planning

09:38 I asked her what kind of family planning method is that

09:40 and she told me you can't get pregnant

09:42 when you're pregnant

09:44 I was like, yeah

09:46 I think I should try that one

09:48 but I tell you

09:50 we come from a family

09:52 you know

09:54 our family was extremely poor

09:56 I don't know whether you know poverty

09:58 you know, there are two things

10:00 there is poverty

10:02 and poverty

10:04 poverty

10:06 poverty

10:08 there is hope as an energy

10:10 over here

10:12 poverty

10:14 you're finished, you're hopeless

10:16 (laughter)

10:18 and when I see kids in the city

10:20 you know, I've seen kids in the city

10:22 from home to do families

10:24 I'm like, do these people know where we came from

10:26 one time I saw a 5 year old

10:28 torturing the father

10:30 in a supermarket

10:32 the kid was there buying

10:34 I think he was buying stuff

10:36 and the kid said, I want to sleep

10:38 I want to sleep

10:40 I want to sleep

10:42 the man was like

10:44 ok, ok, let's buy fish

10:46 no my man

10:48 I felt like slapping his feet

10:50 (laughter)

10:52 you know, I remember many of my stories

10:54 you know

10:56 and then another time

10:58 I saw a professor being tortured

11:00 by a 6 year old at a restaurant

11:02 they were forcing the kid

11:04 to eat sausage

11:06 sausage is an action, where I come from

11:08 they go like

11:10 a boo boo

11:12 come and eat

11:14 I don't want to

11:16 do do

11:18 then the kid takes one bite

11:20 a boo boo, yeah

11:22 they're all excited, terms and conditions apply

11:24 (laughter)

11:26 where I was raised

11:28 if you're preparing

11:30 you're serving food at 1

11:32 at 1pm

11:34 at a quarter past midday

11:36 you're monitoring and evaluating the situation

11:38 at what time are they serving the food

11:40 how many are present

11:42 how many are absent

11:44 you're doing calculations

11:46 (laughter)

11:48 we were so poor

11:50 we used to eat in turns

11:52 my father supper, mother lunch, then me breakfast

11:54 and then we alternate

11:56 fasting was a serious issue

11:58 we were so poor

12:00 that even poor people used to call us poor

12:02 you don't have to have the poverty

12:04 (laughter)

12:06 honestly

12:08 even

12:10 even the nation was against us

12:12 I remember during one census

12:14 our household was jumped

12:16 we were not adding value to the nation

12:18 (laughter)

12:20 and you see

12:22 poverty is a mindset thing

12:24 poverty is a what?

12:26 a mindset

12:28 when you're in a poor situation you have more questions than answers

12:30 I used to ask myself

12:32 are these my parents

12:34 because the neighbours were eating

12:36 you have more questions than what?

12:38 answers

12:40 try it one day

12:42 get a kid from an established family

12:44 5 years old

12:46 and one from a poor family

12:48 ask them questions

12:50 ask a kid who's from an international school

12:52 what's your name?

12:54 (laughter)

12:56 but these kids from the village

12:58 their names are undecided

13:00 (laughter)

13:02 (laughter)

13:04 you

13:06 you ask the kid

13:08 (laughter)

13:10 you ask the kid

13:12 what's your name? I'm Shalaka

13:14 how old are you? I'm 5 years old

13:16 what's your favourite food?

13:18 chicken and cherry

13:20 (laughter)

13:22 you know they're like

13:24 get the other one from the village

13:26 some questions

13:28 what's your name?

13:30 (laughter)

13:32 (applause)

13:34 (applause)

13:36 (applause)

13:38 (applause)

13:40 you ask that kid how old are you?

13:42 what's your favourite food?

13:44 uh huh

13:46 (laughter)

13:48 they have no favourite food

13:50 I'm telling you

13:52 I hate poverty

13:54 (laughter)

13:56 I'm telling you

13:58 I'm telling you

14:00 poverty

14:02 (laughter)

14:04 you know poverty affected my friendship

14:06 when we used to play hide and seek

14:08 nobody would look for me

14:10 (laughter)

14:12 can you believe it?

14:14 (laughter)

14:16 sometimes I would even volunteer

14:18 and say I am here

14:20 (laughter)

14:22 (applause)

14:24 (applause)

14:26 (applause)

14:28 (applause)

14:30 I'm telling you

14:32 I'm telling you

14:34 I would volunteer

14:36 and the guy pretends that he hasn't seen me

14:38 (laughter)

14:40 I am telling you

14:42 the problem with poverty

14:44 it doesn't stop there

14:46 it also manifests in your animals

14:48 (laughter)

14:50 it manifests in your animals

14:52 (laughter)

14:54 if you see a rich man's dog

14:56 and a poor man's dog they are different

14:58 (laughter)

15:00 a rich man's dog barks with confidence

15:02 because it is sure what it is doing

15:04 (laughter)

15:06 it even eats food from a supermarket

15:08 a rich man's dog

15:10 barks with confidence

15:12 (barking)

15:14 (barking)

15:16 you know it is confident

15:18 but the poor man's dog has no idea

15:20 (barking)

15:22 (applause)

15:24 (applause)

15:26 (applause)

15:28 (applause)

15:30 (applause)

15:32 (laughter)

15:34 (laughter)

15:36 I tell you

15:38 a rich man's dog

15:40 is very confident

15:42 is very confident

15:44 in fact it even has a back up

15:46 (laughter)

15:48 if it barks more than usual

15:50 if it is in the heat

15:52 and it is grumbling

15:54 the owner comes with a gun

15:56 where is he?

15:58 turns it back up

16:00 it has a back up

16:02 (barking)

16:04 if it barks backwards

16:06 (barking)

16:08 the owner finds it and slaps it

16:10 (laughter)

16:12 thank you so much ladies and gentlemen

16:14 (applause)

16:16 (music)

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