00:00 *laughing*
00:07 *singing*
00:14 *singing*
00:24 Look, watch out. Two's right here. Right there, right here.
00:30 No.
00:33 *screaming*
00:40 Man, you on the playground?
00:42 *screaming*
00:45 Today, I'm going to be teaching you guys how to fall asleep in like five seconds. It's actually pretty easy, bro.
00:50 Okay.
00:51 Okay.
00:51 (glass shattering)
00:55 Can you give her three compliments?
00:59 Three compliments?
01:00 Uh, um, no.
01:01 Thanks.
01:02 Okay, we almost there.
01:03 We almost there.
01:04 Keep it right, all right, right.
01:06 Okay, okay, we there.
01:07 I'm gonna put my paw.
01:08 I got one paw.
01:09 Hold it steady.
01:10 Hold it steady for me.
01:11 Hold it steady.
01:12 Hold it steady!
01:13 Hold it steady!
01:14 Hold it!
01:15 (children yelling)
01:18 (children yelling)
01:21 Get the ball!
01:25 I'm about to slot tackle.
01:31 Penalty kick?
01:32 That was a penalty kick!
01:36 (ball thudding)
01:39 (upbeat music)
01:47 (speaking in foreign language)
01:51 It's a really cold one today, though.
01:56 (door creaking)
02:00 (speaking in foreign language)
02:16 I accidentally walked into a restaurant instead of my gym.
02:19 Introducing Hungry Jack's minis.
02:22 Tasty little burgers that are so cute,
02:24 they come in pairs.
02:25 There's cheeseburger minis and rodeo minis.
02:28 And right now, you can get a mini plus four fries
02:30 and a small coke for just 4.95.
02:33 Hungry Jack's makes it better.
02:35 (child laughing)
02:36 (child yelling)
02:39 I finally chopped these.
02:45 I've never used a knife like this.
02:46 - Christina! - Yeah?
02:47 - Take the knife guard off.
02:48 There's the knife underneath that.
02:49 - I was wondering why--
02:50 - Surprise, surprise.
02:52 Turn your knife around, turn your knife around.
02:53 Turn your knife around.
02:54 - Yeah, for a sharper cut or what?
02:56 - You wanna cut something with the sharp end of the knife.
02:58 - I had no idea it would be so hard
03:00 trying to cut the avocado.
03:02 And then I see this thing in the middle,
03:03 and I'm not sure if you're supposed to keep that
03:05 or toss it.
03:07 - This is cheese sauce.
03:08 Guess what it's made out of?
03:09 - Sauce?
03:10 - Yeah, you're right, it's cheese.
03:11 - No!
03:12 (chewing)
03:14 (crunching)
03:16 (crash)
03:21 (train chugging)
03:25 - Come on, let's go see him.
03:30 - Okay.
03:31 - Ducky, I love you so much!
03:33 - Oh, that was so nice.
03:34 - Bye, Ducky!
03:35 - Oh, it's so nice!
03:39 (train whistle)
03:42 (train chugging)
03:44 - Yeah, you know you a bad bitch!
03:53 - Yeah!
03:54 - Get him for me!
03:55 - Oh, yeah!
03:56 - Yeah!
03:57 (dog barking)
03:58 - Hey, yo, Levi, you wanna bite?
04:00 (baby cooing)
04:02 - Pizza, pizza!
04:09 (crickets chirping)
04:12 (sniffing)
04:16 (upbeat music)
04:19 (crunching)
04:24 ♫ I wanna go
04:32 (crash)
04:33 - What the!
04:33 (chattering)
04:36 (dog barking)
04:38 (chattering)
04:41 (chattering)
04:46 - There we go!
04:52 Can you jump like she did?
04:56 - Oh!
04:57 (footsteps)
04:59 - What does this say?
05:03 (meow)
05:05 - Yeah!
05:08 - Brayden, go back in your bed.
05:10 (screeching)
05:13 - Hello?
05:17 - You ladies alright?
05:19 Open the door, my good--
05:20 (knocking)
05:22 - What, hello, are you alright?
05:25 You ladies alright?
05:30 (knocking)
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