Comedy Bar: Napasubo si Say Alonzo kay Paolo Contis sa actingan (Full Episode) (Stream Together)

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00:00 From Studio 7 of GMA Network,

00:03 here is the show you've been waiting for,

00:06 The Comedy Bar!

00:08 Ladies and gentlemen,

00:10 Jay Perillo and the 6 Feet Long Band!

00:13 The beer jeans are so tight!

00:21 Fabio is singing!

00:24 Fabio is so good!

00:26 Jay Perillo, let's give him a round of applause!

00:29 Beer jeans are so tight!

00:34 You're singing!

00:36 What can you say?

00:38 Wopa!

00:40 They're different!

00:47 You're all the same!

00:50 Don't talk, you're all woping!

00:52 I'm just asking what you can say,

00:55 and you're woping already?

00:56 They're already opening,

00:58 we don't have anything to say, Bes.

00:59 We're all set aside.

01:00 Yes, but we're all Filipinos,

01:02 Filipinos are the ones who talk,

01:04 we're all Filipinos.

01:05 Look at their faces,

01:07 do they look like Filipinos?

01:09 No, they're all half-half,

01:11 we're all half-rice.

01:13 But Bes, we're all proud

01:16 because you're the country of comedians,

01:18 I'm the country of Filipinos.

01:20 You're not a Filipino.

01:22 Because today, we are celebrating

01:26 our Independence Day.

01:27 That's right!

01:30 Long live the independence!

01:33 Long live the Philippines!

01:36 Long live the Filipinos!

01:39 Revolution!

01:40 Wait, wait, wait!

01:42 Not like that!

01:45 We're not rallying here,

01:47 we're just remembering

01:49 because when we were sometimes surrounded,

01:51 we were able to get through.

01:53 Yes, I carried the way, Bes.

01:55 Because you know me,

01:57 I'm a Filipino in my heart,

01:59 in my mind, in my spirit, and in my actions.

02:03 I hope that you're proud

02:05 that you're Filipinos.

02:07 No matter where you're from,

02:09 no matter where you're from in the Philippines,

02:12 we should be proud, Filipinos.

02:14 Let's not be English.

02:15 There you go again!

02:16 Right?

02:17 You're angry again.

02:18 Let's not be English,

02:19 let's have our own language.

02:21 Let's not forget what Dr. Rosal said,

02:24 that those who don't love their own language

02:26 are more likely to be in danger.

02:32 Yes, he said that.

02:33 Don't just go to America,

02:35 you'll have to change your name.

02:37 Why?

02:38 Our neighbor, Bes,

02:39 Casimiro Bukaykay,

02:41 two weeks in America,

02:43 her name changed.

02:44 What's Casimiro Bukaykay's name?

02:46 Cashmere Bukay.

02:49 So beautiful!

02:52 El Euterio Ignacio,

02:55 some days later, her name changed.

02:57 Yes, what's El Euterio Ignacio's name?

03:00 Electronic Ignition.

03:04 And hello,

03:06 let's not forget,

03:07 let's be proud, Filipinos.

03:09 Why?

03:09 Are the names that come first in America?

03:12 Are there names that are double?

03:14 Hello,

03:14 Mary May,

03:16 John Chuchuchu,

03:19 we're the first ones there.

03:20 There's Junjun,

03:22 Beck Beck,

03:24 Justin,

03:25 Sap Sap,

03:26 Lapu Lapu,

03:27 and Angel.

03:28 Bes's head is hot,

03:31 but it's right that we celebrate our freedom,

03:34 especially tonight.

03:36 We need to be free from all our problems.

03:39 And here in Comedy Bar,

03:40 Revolution!

03:41 Wait!

03:42 Wait!

03:43 You're the one with a hot head.

03:44 Here in Comedy Bar,

03:46 we're free to laugh,

03:48 so let's all laugh together tonight,

03:51 because we're not just with an OPM legend.

03:56 Very special.

03:56 We'll have the intro later.

03:58 Just a good gathering tonight,

04:02 to celebrate our freedom.

04:05 You're getting mad.

04:06 We have a new game tonight, Bes.

04:09 That's true.

04:11 The drama, Rami.

04:12 Watch out for that.

04:14 We're with Sey Alonso,

04:17 Luis Alanti,

04:18 and the talented artist,

04:19 Paulo Contis.

04:21 And of course,

04:22 we're not without our riotous stand-up comedy routines.

04:25 Watch out for that later.

04:26 We're still with Tomas,

04:28 the 6-feet-long band with J. Perillo,

04:31 the Beardjins,

04:32 and of course, Fabio Ide.

04:33 You're here at Napa Kasaya,

04:35 with your Twin Sabbah of the night,

04:38 Comedy Bar!

04:50 Welcome back to Comedy Bar!

04:53 Fabio, we miss your jokes.

04:58 For two weeks now,

05:00 no more jokes again.

05:02 Why?

05:03 Because this week,

05:04 I was hired by GMA to be the weatherman.

05:08 Wow!

05:10 Weatherman?

05:11 Yes, but unfortunately,

05:13 I was fired immediately.

05:16 Huh?

05:17 Why? Why were you fired immediately?

05:19 Unfortunately, I was fired immediately.

05:21 Now you guys are going to see why I was fired.

05:24 Why? Why? Why? Why?

05:25 Check this out.

05:27 Good evening.

05:29 I am here to tell you

05:32 the latest weather news.

05:36 The biggest storm in the region

05:39 is here.

05:40 There are storms

05:42 that are coming

05:44 from the south.

05:45 Here.

05:46 The weather is bad.

05:48 It's raining and windy.

05:50 It's raining and windy.

05:52 It's raining and windy.

05:53 There are storms that are coming from the south.

05:56 It's raining and windy.

05:58 It's raining and windy.

06:00 It's raining and windy.

06:01 So, the weather is bad.

06:04 So, the weather is bad.

06:06 So, the weather is bad.

06:08 I am here to tell you

06:10 the latest weather news.

06:12 The biggest storm is here.

06:17 So,

06:18 the weather is bad.

06:20 The storm is coming from the south.

06:23 It's coming from the south.

06:25 It's coming from the south.

06:27 It's coming from the south.

06:29 It's coming from the south.

06:31 It's coming from 50 meters.

06:34 It's coming from 50 meters.

06:38 It's coming from the south.

06:40 The weather is bad.

06:42 It's raining and windy.

06:44 It's raining and windy.

06:46 The weather is bad.

06:48 The weather is bad.

06:50 So, the weather is bad.

06:52 So, the weather is bad.

06:54 It's raining and windy.

06:56 It's raining and windy.

06:58 It's raining and windy.

07:00 So, the weather is bad.

07:02 The storm is coming from the south.

07:04 It's coming from the south.

07:06 It's coming from the south.

07:08 It's coming from the south.

07:10 So, the weather is bad.

07:12 So, the weather is bad.

07:14 So, the weather is bad.

07:16 So, the weather is bad.

07:18 So, the weather is bad.

07:20 So, the weather is bad.

07:22 So, the weather is bad.

07:24 So, the weather is bad.

07:26 So, the weather is bad.

07:28 So, the weather is bad.

07:30 So, the weather is bad.

07:32 So, the weather is bad.

07:34 So, the weather is bad.

07:36 So, the weather is bad.

07:38 So, the weather is bad.

07:40 So, the weather is bad.

07:42 So, the weather is bad.

07:44 [speaking Filipino]

08:04 [laughter]

08:07 That's why I was fired.

08:09 [laughter]

08:10 I understand, I understand.

08:12 [speaking Filipino]

08:16 It's a good thing you were not hired.

08:19 Yeah, because, you know, everyone will be afraid of the weather.

08:25 Please try finding a new job, huh?

08:27 We will wait for your next job, okay?

08:30 [speaking Filipino]

08:32 [speaking Filipino]

08:37 I promise, okay?

08:38 [laughter]

08:39 [speaking Filipino]

08:40 [speaking Filipino]

08:46 [laughter]

08:47 [speaking Filipino]

08:55 [speaking Filipino]

09:02 [applause]

09:10 Good evening, good evening, welcome to Comedy Bar.

09:12 [speaking Filipino]

09:17 [speaking Filipino]

09:25 [speaking Filipino]

09:36 [laughter]

09:38 [speaking Filipino]

09:48 [speaking Filipino]

09:50 [speaking Filipino]

09:56 Okay, lights.

09:57 Say, Paolo, direct.

10:00 Lights, camera.

10:02 [speaking Filipino]

10:06 Lights, lights, camera, action.

10:11 Thank you, direct Soxy.

10:13 [laughter]

10:15 [speaking Filipino]

10:17 [music]

10:24 Hello?

10:25 Oh.

10:26 Did you get the baby?

10:30 Yes.

10:32 I'll go home right away.

10:33 You animal!

10:34 The woman suddenly came.

10:35 Why?

10:36 I know everything, everything, everything.

10:39 What everything? I'm not hiding anything from you.

10:42 Huh?

10:43 I know all your nonsense.

10:45 I'm not saying anything. Who told you that? Huh?

10:48 Answer me!

10:50 Who else? Your best friend.

10:52 Answer me!

10:53 Huh?

10:54 Your best friend.

10:56 [laughter]

11:01 Dialogue.

11:02 I'm not his best friend, Luis.

11:04 I'm not his best friend, Luis.

11:06 We were just friends when we were young.

11:08 We had a type, both of us were women.

11:11 I hid him under the name,

11:14 Nunal.

11:15 [laughter]

11:16 But,

11:17 they didn't admit that they were.

11:19 But I'm not his friend.

11:20 Wait,

11:22 why did Luis see you?

11:24 Maybe you like him, right?

11:26 Huh?

11:27 You animal!

11:28 Get out of my face!

11:30 Get out of my face!

11:33 [laughter]

11:42 Hey!

11:43 What are you doing, Luis?

11:46 Hey,

11:48 What did you tell him?

11:51 Huh?

11:52 I told him the truth.

11:54 What truth?

11:55 You said all nonsense.

11:56 No, no.

11:57 What did you say?

11:58 That you have a lot of children outside.

12:00 I don't have any children outside.

12:01 Is that a lot?

12:02 You told him because you like him.

12:04 You animal!

12:05 [grunt]

12:06 [laughter]

12:09 You!

12:10 [laughter]

12:23 Brother,

12:24 what happened to you?

12:26 What is that?

12:27 It's mine.

12:28 Brother, what happened to you?

12:30 Get away from me!

12:31 Why are you doing this, brother?

12:33 Get away from me!

12:34 Brother!

12:35 Get away from me!

12:36 Don't come near me.

12:37 Okay, I'll go out.

12:39 Excuse me,

12:40 I forgot something.

12:42 Yes,

12:45 Yu-Gi-Oh!

12:47 [music]

12:55 Geez!

12:57 [music]

13:00 Hey!

13:01 Truth or Lie?

13:03 [laughter]

13:05 Truth or Lie?

13:06 [laughter]

13:10 Sister,

13:11 it's good that you came.

13:13 I've been alone here for a long time.

13:17 You!

13:20 Huh?

13:21 You already know everything.

13:22 You're not telling me anything.

13:24 Huh?

13:25 You, you, you.

13:26 Why are you hurting me, sister?

13:27 You don't have a story.

13:29 That's my line

13:31 because you don't have a story.

13:33 My line is you're not crying.

13:35 Give me your headband.

13:37 What?

13:39 Where's Luis?

13:40 Where's Luis?

13:41 I'm here.

13:42 You're still here?

13:43 Are you crazy?

13:44 [music]

13:53 Ha!

13:54 Okay.

13:56 [music]

14:06 [screams]

14:07 There's no sound.

14:13 Wait, it's good.

14:14 Can't we just go straight?

14:16 No, it's good.

14:17 Play me.

14:18 Take me out of the job.

14:20 Play me.

14:21 Action again.

14:26 You!

14:27 Why are you hurting my brother?

14:30 Huh?

14:31 Why are you in our house?

14:33 You're a woman.

14:34 You're dancing.

14:35 [gibberish]

14:36 I'm becoming a Chinese movie.

14:38 Don't fight.

14:39 I'm a shot.

14:40 Hey!

14:41 Okay, it's your turn.

14:42 What?

14:43 Why are you really here?

14:44 Ouch, my teeth hurt.

14:47 Hey!

14:48 It's still good.

14:49 It's our turn.

14:51 Why aren't you mad at me?

14:54 [music]

14:55 [laughs]

14:56 I'm really tired.

14:59 Why are you eating a sandwich here?

15:01 [laughs]

15:03 There's no sound.

15:04 There's no sound.

15:05 [laughs]

15:06 Hit me again.

15:08 We're tired.

15:09 [laughs]

15:10 Direct.

15:11 Come here, direct.

15:12 We're tired.

15:13 Uh.

15:14 We're tired.

15:15 [music]

15:16 [screams]

15:17 [laughs]

15:19 [music]

15:20 [screams]

15:21 [laughs]

15:22 There.

15:23 [laughs]

15:24 [music]

15:25 Please, no.

15:26 [laughs]

15:27 Please.

15:28 [laughs]

15:29 [laughs]

15:30 [laughs]

15:31 [laughs]

15:32 I'm a decent person.

15:33 [laughs]

15:34 [laughs]

15:35 I'm famous in the society.

15:36 I make a living.

15:37 [music]

15:38 Wahab!

15:39 [music]

15:40 Don't do it, Uge.

15:41 Why not?

15:42 Stop this.

15:43 I might get enjoyed.

15:44 [laughs]

15:45 [laughs]

15:46 Yes!

15:47 Why don't you do it, Uge?

15:48 Hey, he's really good.

15:49 Why don't you do it?

15:50 [laughs]

15:51 Why don't you do it?

15:52 [laughs]

15:53 He's really good.

15:54 [laughs]

15:55 [music]

15:56 He's really good.

15:57 He's really good.

15:58 You're all winners.

15:59 Best actress, best actor, all of you.

16:00 Yes!

16:01 Best child actress.

16:02 Thank you so much.

16:03 Thank you.

16:04 Let's give a round of applause to Paolo Cotis, Maya Londo, Luisa Landi, and Tomas.

16:05 That was a good game.

16:06 He's really good.

16:07 He's really good.

16:08 He's really good.

16:09 He's really good.

16:10 He's acting.

16:11 Thank you.

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