SNL_ Colin Jost Tricked Into ROASTING Scarlett Johansson's Movies

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00:00 New York State now allows movie theaters to serve alcohol,

00:04 which is how I'm finally able to enjoy my wife's little art movie.

00:08 Colin Jost gets tricked again into roasting wife Scarlett Johansson.

00:14 I'll do it. I'm committed.

00:16 It all went down on Saturday Night Live with Colin and Michael Che,

00:20 as the Weekend Update co-hosts continued their annual tradition.

00:24 We're making each other read jokes live on air that the other person has never seen before.

00:28 Right. And the idea is to give each other, you know, like fun jokes. That could be fun.

00:32 Yeah, fun and completely embarrassing.

00:35 In fact, Beyonce looked so white that I was finally attracted to her.

00:40 I'm not doing well.

00:42 Of course, the biggest laughs came from a mention of Colin's A-list wife,

00:46 who's been a frequent butt of jokes going back to 2020.

00:50 It was announced that Creed singer Scott Staff will play Frank Sinatra in an upcoming movie.

00:57 But the good news is Sammy Davis Jr. will be played by Scarlett Johansson.

01:03 It's hard to have a lot of complaints. She's pretty awesome.

01:05 Flash forward to 2023, not much has changed at the update desk.

01:10 New York State now allows movie theaters to serve alcohol,

01:14 which is how I'm finally able to enjoy my wife's little art movie.

01:19 And just when Colin seems to be sincere.

01:22 I'm kidding, honey. I love all of your movies.

01:26 Turns out the joke wasn't over yet.

01:28 And if you ask me, you're an even better black widow than Coretta Scott King.

01:34 Trying to be more than just a train killer.

01:36 Is Colin a fan now? Was he a fan before?

01:39 Yeah, I think he's a fan. I'm going to ask him.

01:42 Yeah, that's important to know, actually.

01:44 Well, safe to say Colin's gotta be a Marvel fan now.

01:48 And we know Scar Jo's a fan of Update, even when she's name checked on the reg.

01:53 Marriage Story taught me a lot about teacup acting.

01:57 It's like when Scar Jo's like, "So I saw Charlie in this play,

02:03 and he was this big bear."

02:06 Colin and Michael in Bits of Laughter for Weekend Update.

02:09 It's always exciting to see those guys. They're incredible.

02:13 And we need them now more than ever.

02:15 Do you feel like you're at home, Colin?

02:18 I have to look at this the whole time.

02:22 Yeah, Colin's also not afraid to tease Scarlett face to face,

02:26 as seen in a recent blooper reel from her skincare company.

02:29 Hi, I'm Scarlett Jones, and I'm co-founder...

02:32 Okay.

02:33 Is that what you do at work here every day? You're just washing people's faces?

02:36 Let me just sing a song that'll give you a hit.

02:38 ♪ A whole new world ♪

02:40 Is he now a bigger skincare junkie than you?

02:42 I'd say it's 50/50. We share all of our products.

02:45 But I know his skin is looking on point, right?

02:47 He has to thank me for that.

02:49 Meanwhile, we're thanking these two for bringing the hijinks

02:52 to their high-profile relationship.

02:54 Which is how I'm finally able to enjoy my wife's little art movie.

02:58 (laughter)

03:00 (laughter)

03:02 (upbeat music)

03:04 (upbeat music)

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