00:00 -Bernie. -Hey.
00:01 -How you doing, man? -Pretty badly.
00:04 ♪♪♪♪
00:06 I'd missed my daughter's birthday.
00:08 -I'm gonna take Eve to my mom's.
00:10 -My wife left me, and then I got fired.
00:13 -I want you out today.
00:14 -That's when I happened upon this old antique jewelry box.
00:18 And then it rocked me.
00:20 [ Thunder crashes ]
00:24 -Aah! -Oh, my God!
00:26 -Who are you? -I am a genie.
00:28 -Yeah, okay, yeah. -Your wish is my command.
00:31 -Okay. -I wish I had my very own camel.
00:34 -Aah! -Dude!
00:36 [ Laughs ]
00:37 ♪♪♪♪
00:39 -If you're an actual genie,
00:40 can you explain the whole three wishes thing?
00:42 -Fairy tale stuff. Real genies, unlimited wishes.
00:46 -I wish I had large pizza, pepperoni, extra cheese.
00:52 -This is just a triangle of red bread.
00:56 -Go and try it.
00:58 -Wait an ever-loving minute.
01:01 This is heaven.
01:03 ♪♪♪♪
01:04 -This place is big.
01:05 -You've obviously been inside that box
01:07 slightly longer than you think.
01:08 -What the hell are we talking about?
01:10 -Look what I found.
01:12 -2,000 years.
01:13 -What do you call it?
01:14 -Oh, sanitizer. -Sanitizer.
01:17 -Mmm! Zesty.
01:18 -♪♪ There'll be prize for... ♪♪
01:19 -I need to get my wife and kids to love me again
01:21 and for us to be happy.
01:22 -Sara was kind of sprucing up the place.
01:25 -Uh, go on, make it the Mona Lisa.
01:29 -I mean, she could have smiled, right?
01:32 -♪♪ It's the most wonderful... ♪♪
01:35 -Years from now, I want you to remember
01:37 you're the very best friend that I ever had.
01:40 -♪♪ It's the most wonderful... ♪♪
01:42 -You're gonna love this. -Mm-hmm.
01:44 -♪♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty,
01:45 rockin' in the well ♪♪
01:46 ♪♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' in the well ♪♪
01:49 ♪♪ Rockin' in the well, rockin' in the well ♪♪
01:51 ♪♪ Rockin' in the well ♪♪
01:55 -So, tell me about this whole Christmas thing of yours.
01:57 -It was meant to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.
01:59 -Jesus? Are you talking about Mary's kid?
02:01 -You actually met him.
02:02 -What did he do to get so famous?
02:04 -We turned out to be son of God.
02:06 -Oh, no, I thought he was kidding.
02:09 ♪♪♪♪
02:12 ♪♪♪♪♪
02:15 ♪♪♪♪♪
02:18 ♪♪♪♪♪
02:21 ♪♪♪♪♪
02:24 ♪♪♪♪♪
02:27 ♪♪♪♪♪
02:30 ♪♪♪♪♪
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