00:00 ♪♪
00:04 Hi.
00:05 Are you the actor Andy Samberg?
00:07 I am.
00:08 I'm a big fan, man.
00:09 Oh, thank you very much.
00:11 Hey, I got a question for you.
00:14 You want to get in?
00:15 ♪♪
00:17 Thomas Walcott, single, no children, no dependents.
00:21 Job is network management, physically fit.
00:24 [ Laughs ]
00:25 Guess they're not too strict about that one.
00:27 I'm joking.
00:28 Kind of serious, though.
00:29 ♪♪
00:31 You have been selected to partake
00:32 in the biggest reality show in the dark web.
00:35 ♪♪
00:37 There will be people trying to kill you, the hunters.
00:39 What are you talking about?
00:40 There's people trying to murder me?
00:42 ♪♪
00:43 Oh, shit!
00:44 Very much so.
00:45 You will have 30 days to survive.
00:49 You will only be killed when you are alone.
00:52 So, let me get this straight.
00:54 You cannot touch me if I'm with someone,
00:57 and then I get a million dollars.
00:58 [ Screams ]
00:59 What are you doing?
01:00 What are you doing, man?
01:01 Why'd you leave my side?
01:02 I didn't take a shit!
01:03 Why didn't you wake me up and bring me with you?
01:05 Because I'm taking a shit!
01:07 [ Gun cocks ]
01:08 Let's play.
01:09 ♪♪
01:11 What the fuck is this?
01:12 This is James, my new friend.
01:14 You paid me to shadow him?
01:15 You cannot have this person sleeping in Mom's room.
01:18 Are you gonna shadow me?
01:19 No.
01:20 Are you gonna shadow me?
01:21 No.
01:22 Shit.
01:23 Are you gonna shadow me?
01:24 I don't want to take away James' job.
01:25 [ Coughs ]
01:26 This is gonna end badly.
01:27 Aren't there other people playing the game
01:29 who could hang out with you?
01:31 Just say it. You're not gonna --
01:32 No, I'm not gonna murder you.
01:33 Are you gonna murder me?
01:34 No, I want to be on the same team as you.
01:36 You want to spend all our time together
01:37 after knowing me for five minutes?
01:39 Let's fucking win together.
01:40 ♪ One way or another ♪
01:42 ♪ I'm gonna find ya ♪
01:43 ♪ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha ♪
01:44 They can't kill us if we're together, right?
01:46 Stop, stop. Okay.
01:47 Good night.
01:48 I hope no one murders either of you.
01:50 ♪ Getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ♪
01:52 Wake up.
01:54 You are not as safe as you think you are.
01:57 I guess.
02:00 ♪ I will trust you ♪
02:05 [ Screaming ]
02:07 Why are you playing the game?
02:08 I guess I did it 'cause I want to be around people more.
02:11 I think we did it for the same reason.
02:13 I don't want to burst your bubble,
02:14 but the game is a comedy.
02:16 How is it a comedy?
02:17 They're trying to fucking kill us.
02:19 ♪ Getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ♪
02:21 ♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
02:23 ♪ One way or another ♪
02:26 ♪ Where I can see it all ♪
02:28 ♪ Find that room to call ♪
02:29 ♪ Find that room to call ♪
02:30 ♪ Find that room to call ♪
02:32 ♪ Find that room to call ♪
02:33 Just get in the car.
02:34 ♪ Find that room to call ♪
02:36 You been having fun?
02:37 Did you just ask if I was having fun?
02:39 Um...yes?
02:41 No!
02:42 ♪
02:45 [ Groaning ]
02:47 [ Wind whistling ]
02:49 [ Wind whistling ]
02:51 [ Wind whistling ]
02:53 [ Wind whistling ]
02:54 [ Wind whistling ]
02:56 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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