Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Comedian, actor, and best-selling author Gary Gulman offers up his hilarious insights on a range of topics – from grow | dG1fRFFGN0Nab3JweFE

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00:00 I grew up in an oft-ignored sector of Jewish people called "Poor."

00:06 [laughter]

00:09 A heart surgeon will open up your chest,

00:12 replace a valve, save and extend your life $45 copay.

00:18 A dentist fills miniature potholes cash-only today.

00:24 We'll work on a payment plan like any other strip mall retailer,

00:28 but you're gonna pay.

00:32 I said to my dad, "I really want to play hockey."

00:34 He said, "Son, go grab the sports almanac."

00:36 There were zero Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame.

00:39 My dad said, "Just for a point of comparison,

00:41 more Jews have been the Messiah."

00:48 If you put in any effort at all,

00:51 you can wear Banana Republic for the price of Old Navy.

00:55 Whenever I get the promo code, I always think to myself,

00:58 "I could have guessed that."

01:01 But it's always just clever enough.

01:05 Okay, summer savings?

01:07 They spelled "summer" with a dollar sign.

01:12 $30 for the shorts.

01:15 How much for the whimsy?

01:19 ♪ I wanna be the pill ♪

01:23 ♪ That gets you through your day ♪

01:26 ♪ I wanna be the pill that gets you through your day ♪