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Jim Gaffigan has made a career out of finding the extraordinary in the ordinary with his hilarious observational style. | dG1fcGJVQ2UzdzJKMFU
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00:00I think every man in here should get a colonoscopy because I had to because the
00:06best news you can find out from getting a camera stuck up your butt is learning
00:10you didn't need to have a camera stuck up your butt. My wife had a brain tumor it
00:14was removed everything's good the tumor is gone along with my ability to ever
00:20win another argument. I joke around but it was scary we have five children and
00:25there were moments when I was like oh my gosh if anything happens to my wife
00:29those five kids are gonna be put up for adoption. You visit some places and you
00:36think all right there's a language barrier but I could get by and China was
00:39like oh if I got lost I would die here. The entire time I was in Japan I felt
00:44overweight probably because I am overweight. So if you get really fat in Japan they
00:49make you sumo wrestle. They make their fat people fight each other to entertain the
00:57thin people.
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