00:00 ("The Star-Spangled Banner" playing)
00:02 All Matthew Quigley did
00:08 was answer a help wanted ad.
00:12 But a few surprises were waiting for Quigley down under.
00:17 There was no mention of his friendly coworkers
00:20 Is everybody in this country as butt-ugly as you three?
00:23 nor that he'd get an assistant.
00:26 Look out, Roy!
00:27 Sorry, Roy!
00:28 nothing about the transportation problem
00:31 Are we lost?
00:32 Nope. I know exactly where we are.
00:34 We're lost.
00:36 the unusual local inhabitants
00:39 the extraordinary cuisine
00:44 I don't eat things that are still moving.
00:45 You gonna shoot it first?
00:47 or the extra duties.
00:51 You can take me if you want to, Roy.
00:53 Kid, next time she talks like that, go all over the dress.
00:57 Worst of all, his employer turned out to be somewhat moody.
01:01 You could call it that.
01:05 But Quigley's about to teach him a lesson in labor relations.
01:09 That man knocks me out of my own house.
01:13 Don't worry, Roy. Everything's gonna turn out just fine.
01:18 Sorry, Roy.
01:22 My name ain't Roy. It's Matthew
01:23 Quigley.
01:25 (gunshots)
01:30 Matthew Quigley is really beginning to annoy me.
01:32 Tom Selleck.
01:36 Laura Sangiacomo.
01:38 Alan Rickman.
01:39 From the director of the Emmy Award-winning "Lonesome Dove."
01:43 "Quigley."
01:44 "Down Under."
01:45 (explosion)
01:47 (music)
01:49 (music)
01:51 (music)
01:53 (music)
01:55 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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