Elvira's Movie Macabre | show | 2010 | Official Teaser - video Dailymotion

A revamping, if you will, of the 1980s classic horror movie showcase, hosted by Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. | dHNfejdKYVJFQkg4REk

Transcript

00:00 (rock music)

00:02 - No, no, no, Jorge, no.

00:05 I know that look, no.

00:06 That is the look my accountant gives me, Jorge.

00:08 No, no, no, no, no.

00:09 You see, I have this giant lizard

00:11 running around my living room.

00:12 - No, where?

00:14 - I just told you, my living room.

00:15 And it's eating pets left and right.

00:18 - That's awful.

00:19 - Ha, tell me about it.

00:21 Okay, Jorge, right there, fetch!

00:23 (gasps)

00:25 (glass shattering)

00:26 Enough with China.

00:29 Oh, who am I kidding?

00:30 It's not China.

00:31 I mean, it was made in China, but it's not China.

00:33 (rock music)

00:35 (rock music)

00:38 (dramatic music)