00:00 Not even a question.
00:01 This should take over everything.
00:03 ♪♪
00:07 Apple sandwiches.
00:09 This should be a national.
00:10 This should be like the hot dog.
00:11 It's a green apple.
00:12 It's smothered in peanut butter,
00:14 and then the outsides are rolled with oatmeal.
00:17 Turkey roll-ups. Turkey cheese, Fritos,
00:19 and mayonnaise, mustard, and wrapped in some iceberg.
00:23 A crunchy peanut butter every morning.
00:25 Gotta be Oreos.
00:26 Besides my 10th cup of coffee,
00:27 I will have some dark chocolate.
00:29 ♪♪
00:31 The party where Laird just goes crazy.
00:33 [ Laughs ]
00:34 The finale.
00:35 The last episode.
00:36 Number eight.
00:37 The drama, the intrigue.
00:38 People falling down the steps, getting hit by an ax.
00:41 You can't compete.
00:42 ♪♪
00:44 There's no question it'd be Roxy.
00:46 [ Dog barks ]
00:47 It's probably a tie between Laird and also Roxy,
00:50 'cause it would be awesome to be a dog.
00:52 She's taken care of, fed regularly.
00:55 She gets to shit wherever she wants to.
00:57 I think I would like to be Rosemary,
00:58 because you just don't know what you're gonna expect,
01:00 and particularly this year.
01:01 [ Dog growls ]
01:03 "The Shining" is such a classic, eerie story.
01:07 "The Shining" is scarier.
01:08 Oh, there's no question for me. It's "The Shining."
01:10 It's very iconic.
01:11 I mean, Jack Nicholson, come on.
01:13 You can't beat that.
01:14 Rosemary's baby.
01:15 Anything to do with the devil,
01:17 pretty much is horrifying.
01:19 Did anybody say "Rosemary's baby" on our show?
01:21 Nobody said that. Really?
01:22 Who?
01:24 No, just kidding.
01:25 [ Dog howls ]
01:27 [ Dog growls ]
01:29 [ Dog growls ]
01:30 ♪♪♪♪♪
01:33 ♪♪♪♪♪
01:36 (rock music)
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