Verified Stand-Up | Official Trailer - Netflix - video Dailymotion

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10 comics. 10 sets. 1 show. Verified Stand-Up, featuring 10 of the best comedians in the game: Asif Ali, Dulcé Sloan, Gianmarco Soresi, Isiah Kelly, Leslie Liao, Nimesh Patel, Robby Hoffman, Rosebud Baker, Sabrina Wu, and Vanessa Gonzalez. Streaming November 28 – only on Netflix

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00:00 (audience cheering)

00:01 - What up, y'all?

00:02 How y'all doing?

00:02 (audience cheering)

00:05 - What the fuck up, New York?

00:08 Let's go!

00:09 - Oh man, I'm so pumped to be here,

00:11 that I'm losing my mind, dude.

00:12 I'm out here dressed like fuckboy hummus.

00:14 - You can't do good shit around black people.

00:17 We make fun of you for doing the right shit.

00:19 You get in the car, push your seatbelt on.

00:20 Look, this motherfucker trying to be safe.

00:22 (audience laughing)

00:23 - Nobody hates condoms more than broke men.

00:26 And I say, "Oh, I don't like condoms.

00:28 They're uncomfortable."

00:29 You know what's uncomfortable?

00:30 Knowing you for 18 years, sir.

00:32 (audience laughing)

00:34 - I was in the movie "Wolf of Wall Street."

00:36 I played Leonardo DiCaprio's waiter.

00:38 So to prepare for the role,

00:39 I actually became a waiter for 12 years.

00:42 (audience laughing)

00:43 - Hey, you wanna get on the ghost bus?

00:46 You get on the bus, you sit down,

00:49 and then scary people come up to you.

00:51 That's the regular bus.

00:54 (audience laughing)

00:56 - So I have two people who are dating me,

00:58 but not dating each other.

01:00 And if we have to put like a label on it,

01:02 technically that makes me kind of a baller.

01:05 (audience laughing)

01:06 - Social media, I gotta get off.

01:08 I'm addicted.

01:09 It's like cigarettes in the 50s.

01:10 Everyone's doing it, so no one realizes it's killing us.

01:12 But I guarantee you 10 years from now,

01:14 it's a commercial like,

01:15 "I used to Instagram three times a day."

01:16 (audience laughing)

01:17 - I wear fake eyelashes.

01:19 I glue on hair where there should already be hair.

01:22 It's like, guys, I know you'd be late to stuff too

01:24 if you had to glue your balls on every day.

01:25 (audience laughing)

01:26 - Oh my God, I am eight and a half months pregnant.

01:30 Uh, give it up for the splash zone.

01:33 - But some bitch last week was like, "You interrupted me."

01:36 I was like, "Huh?"

01:37 Yeah, I had some shit to say.

01:40 Whoever has the best shit to say wins.

01:43 (upbeat music)

01:45 - Oh my God, that's it?

01:54 (audience laughing)

01:57 (bottle thuds)

02:00 (bottle thuds)

02:03 (bottle thuds)

02:05 (bottle thuds)

02:08 (bottle thuds)

02:10 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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