Tomorrow We Diet

The Little Magic

11/16/2023

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:31 Man was born hungry.

00:34 From this early desire, he developed a taste for food.

00:38 Eating became a habit.

00:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:49 With the inner man satisfied, he is filled

00:52 with a sense of well-being.

00:55 [YAWN]

00:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:04 Hello, handsome.

01:07 Hello, fat.

01:08 Who?

01:09 Who's fat?

01:11 Who?

01:12 You.

01:14 Why, I'm as fit as a fiddle.

01:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:21 A bass fiddle.

01:23 Yeah?

01:24 Well, get a load of that, Mac.

01:26 What a runner.

01:27 Terrific at tennis, triple threat in football,

01:31 record-breaking jumper, and boxing.

01:33 [CHUCKLES]

01:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:37 Clever, fast, hard-hitting.

01:39 [PANTING]

01:42 Easy does it, fatty.

01:44 I was an all-around athlete.

01:48 That's right.

01:49 Only now, you're just all-round.

01:52 [KNOCKING]

01:55 You're going to pot.

01:56 [GRUNTING]

01:59 You're getting too big for your britches.

02:01 Oh, it's just an old suit.

02:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:08 Well, well, off with the old, on with the new.

02:13 [HUMMING]

02:14 Stripes are slenderizing.

02:16 No one can call you fat.

02:20 We're too fat.

02:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:25 Although you're a heavy eater--

02:27 Any more grub, chub?

02:28 --you always settle for a light lunch.

02:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:34 Going up.

02:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:37 [ZAPPING]

02:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:42 You're just too fat.

02:44 Fat?

02:45 Who's he calling fat?

02:47 [DING]

02:50 You are jolly, genial, lovable, and fat as a pig.

02:56 I must be getting fat.

02:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:02 [ZAPPING]

03:04 What you got there, fat?

03:08 [DING]

03:10 Bring it here, junior.

03:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:15 Hmm, here's an easy one.

03:18 Let's say you touch your toes.

03:20 Toes?

03:22 If you can't see them, you can't touch them.

03:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:27 [ZAPPING]

03:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:32 [WHISTLING]

03:35 [WHISTLING]

03:36 [DING]

03:38 Let's face it, chubby.

03:39 Your trouble is eating.

03:42 Eating?

03:43 It says here, quote, "eating and overweight

03:46 go hand in hand."

03:48 Uh--

03:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:52 Hey, fat.

03:52 Huh?

03:53 You can't eat all that.

03:55 No bread, gravy, beans, potatoes, pie, cake, cream,

03:58 sugar, spaghetti, butter, starch.

04:01 Just good old substantial low-calorie food.

04:04 [DING]

04:06 But better yet, firmly place the hands on the table and push.

04:13 That's better.

04:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:17 [ZAPPING]

04:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:23 Uh-uh.

04:26 Get thee behind me, salami.

04:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:29 [GASPING]

04:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:32 Atta boy, slats.

04:34 I knew you could do it.

04:36 [SNORING]

04:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:41 Huh?

04:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:45 [EXPLOSION]

04:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:48 Uh-uh.

04:50 No munching between meals.

04:52 Eat.

04:53 Eat.

04:54 Eat.

04:54 Relax.

04:55 Eat.

04:56 Food?

04:56 Forget it.

04:58 Try a new hobby.

04:59 Read a book.

05:00 Yeah.

05:02 Eat.

05:03 Tender ham.

05:05 Eat.

05:05 Delicious pies.

05:07 Eat.

05:07 Mashed potatoes.

05:09 Eat.

05:09 Candied yams.

05:10 Eat.

05:11 Fried chicken.

05:11 Eat.

05:12 Melted butter.

05:12 Whipped cream.

05:13 Spaghetti.

05:14 Macaroni.

05:14 Cake.

05:15 Ice cream.

05:15 Eat.

05:16 Uh--

05:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]

05:19 Eat.

05:21 Eat.

05:22 Luscious grapes.

05:23 Eat.

05:24 Bananas.

05:25 Eat.

05:26 Eat.

05:28 Cold cuts.

05:29 Eat.

05:31 Trout.

05:31 Golden brown.

05:32 Eat.

05:32 French pastry.

05:33 Alamodes.

05:34 Eat.

05:34 Cream puffs.

05:35 Eat.

05:36 Ham and eggs.

05:36 [SCREAMING]

05:39 Eat.

05:44 Eat.

05:45 Eat.

05:46 Eat.

05:47 Eat.

05:48 Eat.

05:49 Eat.

05:50 Eat.

05:51 Eat.

05:52 Eat.

05:53 Eat.

05:54 Eat.

05:54 [CRUNCH]

05:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]

05:58 Ah, stout fellow.

06:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]

06:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]

06:10 Eat.

06:12 Eat.

06:13 Eat.

06:14 Eat.

06:15 Eat.

06:16 Eat.

06:17 Eat.

06:18 Eat.

06:19 Eat.

06:20 Eat.

06:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]

06:26 Hm?

06:27 Ha.

06:27 Eat, drink, and be merry.

06:29 And tomorrow, we die.

06:32 [COUGHING]

06:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]

06:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]

06:41 (upbeat music)

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