00:16 On May 19th, 2017, I was declared deceased by the Social Security Administration.
00:21 Since then, I've spent the last four years trying to convince the United States government that I am, unfortunately, still alive.
00:28 Well, apparently, you have been marked as deceased in your computer system, and I was advised to come here so that you might be able to help resurrect me.
00:35 Do you happen to have any proof that you are who you say you are?
00:38 Here's my birth certificate, state ID, passport.
00:41 I'll fix this, and you should be all set in about two to three weeks.
00:44 [Music]
00:57 So at this point, I have been legally resurrected, but the IRS still doesn't believe me.
01:02 Thank you for calling the IRS. Now, why did you do that to yourself?
01:06 Because I'm not dead.
01:08 Huh. That's weird.
01:10 [Music]
01:22 How and why were you declared dead?
01:25 Well, nobody really knows for sure.
01:28 However, the best guess is that somebody close to my Social Security number passed away, and so when inputting into the system, somebody made an oopsie and, well, killed me instead.
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