00:00 [thunder]
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00:04 [thunder]
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00:08 Treasure.
00:10 [music]
00:12 Why is it always so god damn hard to find?
00:16 This is the story of the treasure of Foggy Mountain.
00:20 The priceless golden bust of Marie Antoinette.
00:24 It was stolen from Versailles by French naval explorer
00:28 Jean-Pierre Laroche.
00:30 He fled to America and hid it deep within the mountain.
00:34 In his final days, he built a map,
00:37 a key leading to this legendary treasure.
00:40 [music]
00:42 It was his dream that the bravest, most feared adventurers
00:46 in the world would find it and solve its puzzle.
00:50 [music]
00:52 [cheering]
00:54 That is not what happened.
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01:16 [music]
01:18 Morning, my boy!
01:20 Morning, brother!
01:22 Breakfast time! No one want the eggs!
01:24 [crash]
01:26 [sigh]
01:28 Guess we're just having leftover pad thai!
01:31 [music]
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01:39 [music]
01:41 [music]
01:43 Dude, the soup's busted!
01:46 Hold on, man.
01:48 Dang it!
01:50 [music]
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02:00 [music]
02:02 Pussies!
02:04 The fuck did you just say to us?
02:06 You heard me, Slender Man.
02:08 Buy us some beer. We'll beat your ass.
02:10 Alright, bro-bro!
02:12 You asked for it.
02:14 Thanks, boys!
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02:24 [music]
02:26 [music]
02:28 [music]
02:30 Oh my God!
02:32 Marth?
02:34 You boys okay?
02:36 [music]
02:38 [music]
02:40 [music]
02:42 Where the fuck were you?
02:44 You're three hours late!
02:46 Dad, you don't understand. The soup's was busted, so we had to shred.
02:49 You had to shred?
02:51 Wait a minute. Why are your lips red?
02:53 Were you eating a snow cone?
02:55 That's a really good guess.
02:57 The police are here, and they're saying that you bought alcohol for minors.
02:59 Oh, no.
03:01 Yeah, that's a crime.
03:03 In Europe, the drinking age is like ten.
03:05 They could have been European.
03:07 What made you think they were European?
03:09 They had a certain je ne sais quoi.
03:11 I think one of them was eating pain au chocolat.
03:13 Ben, I'm going to retire soon.
03:15 I'm not always going to be here to babysit you.
03:17 Can we just talk about this for a second?
03:19 If you ever, ever...
03:21 Johnny.
03:23 Talk to my friends like that again...
03:25 John!
03:27 Be someplace else right now, or I'll kill you.
03:29 Got it. See you, brother.
03:31 I don't mean to be rude, but lunch is usually now.
03:33 So could we... I'll go.
03:35 Thank you, sir.
03:37 Skates are cool, though, right?
03:39 God damn it! Would you stand still?
03:41 Would it kill you to be just a little more like Dylan?
03:43 I mean, look at that. God.
03:45 He's a rock star.
03:47 A rock star? He's like the most normal guy in the world.
03:49 He's the best.
03:51 He looks like he's in the eighth grade.
03:53 He's so cool.
03:55 Try to pick up on what Dylan has.
03:57 Yeah.
03:59 Love you.
04:01 Yeah, love you, too.
04:03 Did you just look around to see if anyone was...
04:05 I did not.
04:07 You did. I just thought you went...
04:09 Both shoulders.
04:11 Let's get to work, okay? Good talk.
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