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00:52 You have to look up, and close up.
00:54 Close up, and then look up.
00:59 Again. Come on.
01:01 Side view.
01:06 That's it. Perfect.
01:08 Look at me.
01:10 Then look up.
01:12 And then look up.
01:14 Just smile to me.
01:16 Is there a kiss?
01:18 There is a kiss.
01:20 That's it.
01:22 Like that.
01:24 Like this.
01:26 Later, sir. Just like that.
01:30 Look at the camera.
01:34 Thank you, sir.
01:36 Thank you for coming to you.
01:38 Because your nose is big.
01:40 You can see it in the whole Philippines.
01:42 Because you're here at Betoys Funniest.
01:44 Yeah!
01:46 Yeah!
01:48 Good evening!
01:52 Good evening to all of you.
01:54 And welcome to Betoys Funniest Videos.
01:56 BFV.
01:58 We're here at Balagtas Park.
02:00 In Pandacan, Manila.
02:02 You might be asking,
02:04 What does BFV do
02:06 here in Pandacan, Manila?
02:08 Are you asking?
02:10 But do you know what we do here?
02:12 I don't know either.
02:14 But I know this.
02:16 I know Balagtas.
02:18 Do you know Balagtas?
02:20 Balagtas is Francisco Baltasarach.
02:22 He wrote...
02:24 No, no.
02:26 Florante
02:30 and Laura.
02:32 Do you know Florante and Laura?
02:34 I'll just sample you Florante and Laura.
02:36 Wait a minute.
02:38 I'll just sample you Florante and Laura.
02:40 I'll just sample you Florante and Laura.
02:42 Who wants to be Laura?
02:44 Who?
02:48 You!
02:50 Come here.
02:52 Come here.
02:54 Come here.
02:58 Come here.
03:00 Florante
03:02 and Laura.
03:04 Here's an excerpt.
03:06 Oh, love
03:08 You can't control
03:10 when you're in someone's heart.
03:12 Everything will be mine
03:14 You'll just have to follow.
03:16 Oh, Laura
03:18 accept this.
03:20 Do you want to be Laura?
03:28 Thank you.
03:34 Hold this.
03:36 Let's give a round of applause for Laura.
03:38 Do you know how I feel?
03:46 For example, I'm holding up.
03:48 Have you ever experienced holding up?
03:50 Who has ever held up?
03:52 You've held up. It's scary, right?
03:54 It's tense, right?
03:56 When you're holding up, you feel nervous.
03:58 What if you're holding up
04:00 and you're on TV?
04:02 It's more nerve-wracking.
04:04 No, it's possible.
04:06 If you're holding up and you're on TV,
04:08 it means you're a Yari.
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05:38 Hey, come here!
05:40 I'll give you a cellphone and a wallet!
05:42 Give me that wallet!
05:45 Give it to me!
05:47 Give it!
05:49 Give me the phone!
05:51 Give me the phone!
05:53 Give me the wallet!
05:55 I'll give the phone!
05:57 Give me the wallet!
05:59 Give me the wallet!
06:01 Give me the phone!
06:03 Give me the phone!
06:05 Give me the phone!
06:07 Give me the phone!
06:09 Give me the cellphone!
06:13 Bro, let's go!
06:15 You're going to the board, right?
06:17 Yes!
06:19 Bro, let's go!
06:21 Bro, let's go!
06:23 Bro, let's go!
06:25 Bro, let's go!
06:27 Give me that!
06:29 Give it to your mom!
06:31 I'll give it to her!
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15:12 And you may start voting now!
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18:05 Thank you, Jeremy Mercants, ladies and gentlemen!
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18:09 Thanks, Jeremy!
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18:32 - Scars!
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18:43 - Just for Kikai!
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23:35 - That was interesting.
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