00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02 It feels like just yesterday I couldn't pay rent.
00:08 I left you $500,000.
00:10 $500,000?
00:15 Frequent flyer miles.
00:19 And now, the sum of $18 and 1/2 million
00:23 will be dispersed to you.
00:26 [SCREAMING]
00:28 Sweet!
00:29 I'm going on a trip around the world--
00:31 You've got an extra ticket.
00:33 --with my boys.
00:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:36 To Deutschland!
00:42 Hey!
00:43 [LAUGHING]
00:44 To Italia!
00:45 To America!
00:47 It's much too late for you to leave,
00:48 and it's so far back to town.
00:50 We really should be going--
00:51 I know.
00:52 I'm-- no, no, no.
00:55 You will stay.
00:57 I'm getting a little scared.
01:00 That Luigi guy, he really creeped me out.
01:02 And the way Leonardo looked at him, did you see that?
01:05 Today, you will marry my daughter, Lucia.
01:13 What?
01:14 She will become a U.S. citizen.
01:17 She will have a good, good life.
01:21 I do.
01:22 When in Rome, you ought to still be chased
01:25 by this Mariana mafia.
01:27 I want no casualties.
01:28 [GUNSHOTS]
01:31 Stop it!
01:32 [SCREAMING]
01:33 [LAUGHING]
01:34 [SCREAMING]
01:35 Siri, abort takeoff.
01:37 [SCREAMING]
01:39 Mayday!
01:40 Mayday!
01:41 This is Rescue Rescue WD-40.
01:42 We're under attack.
01:44 [SCREAMING]
01:45 [GUNSHOT]
01:46 [EXPLOSION]
01:48 You know what fancies do?
01:50 Fancies?
01:51 What are you talking about?
01:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:56 What's going to happen to Jason and Clyde?
01:58 [LAUGHING]
02:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:04 I'm going to be a famous actress, like Amber Heard.
02:13 Tom Cruise?
02:14 This reminds me of The Conjuring 2.
02:16 What the hell?
02:17 Kardashian.
02:18 Mm.
02:19 Yeah.
02:20 Mm.
02:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:25 (whooshing)
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