LEGO Jurassic Park: The Movie Trailer

LEGO Jurassic Park: The Movie Trailer (2023) The Unofficial Retelling

Transcript

00:00 [thunder]

00:02 Welcome...

00:03 to Jurassic Park.

00:06 He did it.

00:12 He actually did it.

00:15 You have...

00:19 a T-Rex?

00:20 [record scratch]

00:23 You know the tale.

00:24 Everything that happened on the island.

00:26 The big...

00:27 [roar]

00:28 The... the beasts?

00:30 [roar]

00:32 The... the...

00:33 You never heard about it?

00:36 Well, then slip into something comfortable...

00:39 and settle your caboose into that seat,

00:42 because you are about to go

00:43 on an adventure of prehistoric proportions.

00:47 I am covered in dino-snot!

00:52 Hold on to your butts, my friends.

00:57 [roar]

00:58 [crash]

00:59 [roar]

01:01 Oh, you're going to stick your hands in there?

01:07 Yeah, I brought gloves.

01:09 Whoa.

01:10 [roar]

01:11 Ha! Ha ha!

01:13 Oh, no, no, I'm just kidding.

01:15 Where is he going?

01:20 [panting]

01:22 When you gotta go, I guess you gotta go.

01:27 [roar]

01:28 [roar]

01:29 [roar]

01:30 [roar]

01:31 [silence]

01:33 [silence]

01:34 [silence]