00:00 My parents just emailed that they're coming to our wedding.
00:03 Oh, I get to meet your parents finally!
00:05 Are you psyched?
00:06 You're not psyched.
00:07 Are you psyched at all?
00:08 Is there any psyched happening?
00:09 You haven't met this woman parent yet?
00:13 They've been off the grid the whole time we've been together.
00:16 Hey!
00:18 Billy and Lily McDermott!
00:19 Meet my parents.
00:20 Pleasure to meet you, ma'am.
00:21 You're very attractive.
00:22 Oh, thank you.
00:23 That's not a compliment.
00:24 For me, it's too much.
00:27 You deserve something better than that pasty little goober.
00:30 Dad, just give him a chance.
00:33 What does a bank manager do?
00:35 I manage all the security.
00:38 It's the best.
00:41 Let's just pray we have a nice, chill day.
00:44 This is a robbery!
00:47 I think your parents robbed my bank.
00:50 You can't be serious.
00:51 They knew the voice activation code to get in the vault, which I'm pretty sure I told
00:54 your mom about when I was wasted.
00:56 She left me roses by the stairs.
00:59 Thank you for your cooperation, Owen.
01:06 Does the name "The Ghost Bandits" mean anything to you?
01:10 Most notorious bank robbers in American history.
01:15 Your parents stole five million dollars from me.
01:19 I don't understand.
01:21 Was Owen right?
01:22 You need five million in two days.
01:38 Wouldn't hurt to have a bank manager on the team.
01:41 You think you can rob a bank?
01:42 If it's the St. Parker, hell yeah.
01:44 Do I look cool?
01:45 Yeah, you look like James Bond.
01:48 Which one?
01:49 Five.
01:50 Well, that was a good one.
01:52 Just think of how many terrible decisions we have to make to get to this moment in time.
02:04 I forgive you, you f***ing alien, Joseph!
02:13 Who even am I right now?
02:16 One big happy family.
02:17 Go on, take my hand, brother.
02:19 Take my hand, brother.
02:20 Take my hand.
02:21 Take my hand.
02:22 Take my hand.
02:22 Take my hand.
02:27 Take my hand.
02:28 Take my hand.
02:29 Take my hand.
02:29 Take my hand.
02:34 Take my hand.
02:39 Take my hand.
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