00:00 This is a love story.
00:03 Are you high? He's worse. He just saw Tess.
00:08 Tess? Can someone please tell me who Tess is?
00:11 She's the one that got away. The love of his life. The one.
00:14 I need to hear what you've been up to for the last four years.
00:16 So, uh, do you want to grab a coffee? I can still update numbers.
00:18 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
00:20 Oh, he punched her, boo. Oh, God.
00:22 I got like a hundred bucks in here.
00:24 Super normal way for an adult to make money.
00:26 [music]
00:30 I'm the only one here. This seems weird.
00:32 [music]
00:34 We all have one common goal.
00:36 To spread joy? No.
00:38 To stop shoplifters.
00:40 [yells]
00:42 No way, Dave.
00:44 So, how do you like working here?
00:46 Brian said it's been super busy.
00:48 [silence]
00:50 Yeah, it comes in waves.
00:52 [car honks]
00:54 I'm gonna sell one of those.
00:56 Today might be the day.
00:58 [yells]
01:00 [music]
01:02 You have to tell her how you feel.
01:04 Tess!
01:06 What is happening over here?
01:08 [music]
01:10 How did you not know she had a boyfriend?
01:12 She moved to California. How was I supposed to know?
01:14 The internet? TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat,
01:16 Twitter if you're weird, Facebook if you're old.
01:18 [music]
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