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Rick and Morty 7x03 - Cold Open - Air Force Wong - Rick’s therapy session is cut short when the President comes calling - literally. Catch all-new episodes of Rick and Morty Sundays at 11p on [adult swim].:

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00:00 Before we move off this topic, can I ask if you're currently a hologram? Yeah. Yeah. Hold on one sec

00:05 Left a bag of bunions down there last week didn't want to waste our time. Okay, let's do it therapy me

00:12 Do you need to take that no just the president maybe we should turn off the phone president of the United States

00:20 Thought you might think that was cool. You like it when people think you're cool. You're extra analytical today looking to remodel your kitchen

00:26 I know you're in there

00:29 When I call you directly it's an emergency I was in therapy don't stigmatize mental health how rude of me. Hello. I'm president

00:37 Oh, yeah, I recognize you

00:39 Nice, it's not nice to recognize a president. Can we go in?

00:44 1961 the CIA secretly relocated the Loch Ness monster to Lake Erie and replaced her bones with titanium

00:51 She was then bit by several werewolves giving us the ultimate anti-submarine weapon

00:55 Got it, but the Soviets smuggled in a leprechaun who turned Nessie's bones to silver giving her the were version of AIDS

01:01 She sank to the bottom and we assume she was dead, but she was only asleep now. She's awake and hungry

01:07 I can't date my shrink. What bro? You're not don't date my shrink. I'm not dating your string

01:13 She probably doesn't even like me stand down. Tell him to stand down. Would you let him bang your therapist?

01:20 I don't believe in therapy. What the hell does that even mean? You don't believe in it

01:24 He's a Scientologist don't take my shrink and don't be a space Mormon. Why not? It's silly

01:29 Sorry, it's a cheap shot worship how you want. I

01:33 Like Tom Cruise. Thank you therapy is working. Keep it in your pants

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