South Park Joining the Panderverse

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South Park Joining the Panderverse First look Clip - Plot Synopsis: The end of Cartman's familiar and beloved life is predicted by his incredibly unsettling dreams. As the arrival of AI is upending their society, the grownups in South Park are also struggling with their own personal decisions.

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00:00 (upbeat music)

00:02 - Are you still here?

00:12 You need to get going.

00:14 - I can't get going.

00:15 I told you I don't feel well.

00:17 - What's the matter now?

00:18 - Oh, nothing.

00:19 I just had explosive diarrhea all night

00:22 because you decided to get us KFC for dinner.

00:24 - You have KFC all the time.

00:27 - Yeah, and I have diarrhea all the time.

00:29 - You're not staying home all day

00:31 and playing Baldur's Gate 3.

00:32 Now let's go.

00:34 (grunts)

00:36 Have a good day at school, sweetie.

00:39 - You, mom.

00:40 (upbeat music)

00:43 - This is (beep)

00:44 How do you get your mom arrested for child abuse?

00:46 - She wouldn't let you stay home

00:48 and play Baldur's Gate 3, huh fat ass?

00:50 - Who you calling fat, you heathen bitch?

00:52 - Dude, you don't want to miss school today.

00:54 Clyde said he's gonna fart on Tammy Mullins during PE.

00:58 - Tammy Mullins has sweet (beep) knockers.

01:00 - Dude, Kenny, enough about Tammy's knockers.

01:03 You sound like a white male

01:04 trying to reestablish the patriarchy.

01:06 (screams)

01:08 - Eric, it's okay.

01:10 It's okay.

01:11 - Ma, ma, I had a dream that I was replaced

01:15 by a diverse woman.

01:16 - Oh, not again.

01:18 - Yeah, only this time it wasn't just me.

01:20 They were taking all my favorite people

01:22 and replacing them with diverse women

01:23 complaining about the patriarchy.

01:25 Will you check under the bed

01:26 and make sure there's no Disney executives under there?

01:28 - I promise there's not.

01:29 - I'm scared, Mom.

01:30 Will you please just look

01:31 and make sure Kathleen Kennedy isn't under my bed?

01:34 - Kathleen Kennedy is not under your bed.

01:37 - Can you check the closet?

01:38 - Eric, enough.

01:40 I've told you there's no such thing as Disney executives

01:43 who replace everyone you love

01:44 with diverse women who complain about the patriarchy.

01:47 Now be a big boy.

01:49 - It's not real.

01:53 (upbeat music)

01:55 (upbeat music)

01:58 (upbeat music)

02:01 (upbeat music)

02:03 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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