00:00 Well, hello, baby girl, how are you today?
00:03 So good.
00:04 It's Christmas Eve.
00:05 Oh, yeah, that.
00:06 Your child loves Christmas.
00:08 Just have fun.
00:09 ♪ Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree ♪
00:12 Dad, isn't that nice?
00:14 You sound like wounded ducks.
00:16 [glass shatters]
00:17 And what was that?
00:19 [gasps]
00:20 Do you mind telling me what you're doing in my chimney?
00:22 Can you see me?
00:23 What's your name?
00:24 My name is Nicholas Sinterklaas.
00:26 [upbeat music]
00:27 What is this?
00:28 Those are carrots.
00:30 The missus said I need to eat healthier,
00:31 so she think this will wing me off the cookies.
00:33 [laughs]
00:34 Hasn't worked so far.
00:35 If you're really Santa,
00:36 tell me what Charlotte wants for Christmas.
00:38 She wants a pretend makeup kit and a scooter.
00:41 He's right, see, Dad?
00:42 I've never met an eight-year-old girl
00:44 that did not want a pretend makeup set.
00:46 ♪ Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree ♪
00:48 And who are they?
00:49 It looks like a snowman and an elf and a nutcracker,
00:51 aka every Tuesday at my house.
00:53 Gotta dash.
00:54 -Dad! -Oh, no!
00:55 What is going on?
00:56 Those bad guys are after my naughty and nice list,
00:58 but I got some associates here.
01:00 Eddie's a nun, believe me.
01:01 Really?
01:02 Oh, claustrophobic.
01:03 I'm sorry, what?
01:04 Claustrophobic.
01:05 Fear of Santa Claus.
01:06 That's ludicrous.
01:07 [laughs]
01:08 I get it.
01:09 You don't believe,
01:10 but I have to deliver Christmas gifts tonight.
01:12 Dad, we need to help him.
01:14 Where are you guys?
01:15 We're with Santa Claus and a T-Swiss glitter,
01:17 and there's these people,
01:18 and they aren't actually elves.
01:20 Bring my child home.
01:21 Why not just have a white beard?
01:23 I died it.
01:24 If I want to look younger,
01:25 I deserve that.
01:26 How can these two outfox us,
01:29 outrun us?
01:30 All I want to do is have you start believing again.
01:33 [grunting]
01:36 What you about to witness
01:37 is a sleigh being pulled by eight beautiful reindeers.
01:40 [whistling]
01:42 It's a mispair of the Bluetooth.
01:44 Disney's Dashing Through the Snow,
01:46 rated PG.
01:47 Who do you work for?
01:48 Some people think I work for Mother Nature
01:49 or Father Time.
01:50 Recently, everybody thinks I work for Beyonce.
01:52 But no, every married man would understand this.
01:54 I work for Mrs. Claus.
01:56 ♪ You're just a game on my list, baby ♪
01:58 [whistling]
01:59 (record scratches)
02:02 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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