00:00 ♪ ♪
00:05 ♪ ♪
00:10 ♪ ♪
00:14 [dramatic music]
00:15 - The reality TV stars...
00:16 - The hunt for the slasher continues.
00:18 - Everybody hates reality TV, but they watch it
00:21 just so they can tell you about how much they hate it.
00:24 - ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
00:25 - Whatever problems you have, change the channel
00:27 until you find somebody who's worse off,
00:29 and then suddenly your life doesn't seem so bad, does it?
00:31 [laughs]
00:32 Well, let me tell you something. It is that bad.
00:34 - ♪ You know you're messing with the wrong person ♪
00:35 - Reality TV, the birthplace of the moron.
00:38 Some of us laugh with them, but most of us at them.
00:42 - I mean, these people are stupid.
00:43 - We all know you're not famous for your talents.
00:46 - I think they're pretending to be real,
00:48 but they're really not real.
00:49 - Everyone is so sick and tired of seeing your stupid face.
00:54 No joke, all right?
00:56 The L.A. slasher is for real.
00:58 - A looming fear increases that the slasher's antics
01:01 may be building to a climax.
01:04 - Famous for being famous?
01:05 I think it's time these people learned the true price of fame.
01:10 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
01:14 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
01:17 - [screams]
01:18 - A teenage girl desperate for fame.
01:20 - They just want attention.
01:21 - Do you even have a soul?
01:24 - So you agree with what the slasher's doing?
01:26 - Oh, wholeheartedly.
01:29 - It's like he's trying to get rid of anybody
01:31 who just wants to be famous for five minutes
01:33 and has no real talent.
01:36 - [screams]
01:38 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
01:41 - [screams]
01:42 - ♪ It's been time long ♪
01:45 [music stops]
01:47 [music starts again]
01:50 [BOOM]
01:52 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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