Seth & Fiona | show | 1994 | Official Featurette - video Dailymotion

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A live recorded comedy about the divorced Fiona, her son Roel, her gay twin-brother Seth and his German lover Freek. | dHNfWHpIRU9halJlZ3M

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00:00 Exactly. He fell asleep.

00:02 Oh, I got a flashback. A normal flashback.

00:06 Do you remember, Fiona? Oh, yes.

00:08 They walk to the table. Fiona grabs a scrabble board.

00:11 I remember. The three of us were scrabbling.

00:14 We had a nice meal and you came to play scrabble with us.

00:19 Just behind them, Seth comes out of the box and sits at the table as a flashback.

00:24 Scene, living room, Freek and Seth.

00:27 Table with open scrabble board and fourteen business class houses.

00:32 That's not right, Freek. - Land builders. That's not right.

00:36 Because you don't write it like that, Fiona.

00:39 Let me see. No, it's land builder with O-U and not with A-U.

00:44 No, it's French builder. - No, a land builder is a builder of the land.

00:49 Not 'do you have a seven for me'. - 'Do you have a minute for me', not 'seven'.

00:52 'A minute' is a 'seven'. - Yes, but French builder sings 'do you have a minute for me'.

00:56 But all my letters are out and that's a 'seven'.

01:00 Look, there was 'la'. You made that from a kitchen sink, right?

01:04 Good one, Seth. 'La'. Very good.

01:08 I thought about it for fifteen minutes.

01:10 I always get the wrong stones.

01:14 And then I put 'steno-typist'.

01:17 I had put 'steno' before, and then it went 'typist'.

01:22 Seven letters with three words and the word again with the 'y'.

01:26 Three times the letter value, so it was 183 points.

01:30 Then came Freek, who had put 'leer' after 'nicht'.

01:34 But two times the word value and the 'c' had three times the letter value, so 83 points.

01:40 Not bad for a German. It's not my native language, so not bad.

01:45 Then you came and put... Where is it? - Here, I put 'op'.

01:49 Yes, very good. 'Op' and you got three points.

01:53 And now I came to you with 'ingenieursbureau'.

01:59 You had put 'in' first, and then I came with 'ingeleg'.

02:04 Then I came with 'genieur'. Count me in, also seven letters.

02:07 But that ended up with 'bureau', which Freek had put again.

02:12 Well done, right? Because 'bureau' can be two things.

02:15 You work and you have a police station. And I got the 'inburgeringspunten' for that.

02:20 Yes, and you get 75 extra points.

02:24 So you have 283 points now.

02:27 I have 305 points and look at the set.

02:30 One, two, three, four, five, seven points. Yes, seven points to be exact.

02:34 I don't like it. - No, but it's a game.

02:37 You put very difficult words together and I can't do anything about it.

02:40 Look at my letters. K, K, T.

02:43 And the rest is A, O, twice E. I can't do anything about it.

02:47 Show us. - Let's see.

02:50 Well... - 'Kook', 'touka'...

02:53 And 'katoe'. - 'Kakoot'.

02:56 It was a place where a large Afghan community lived.

03:01 The place was called 'Schweigsgroep', but the Afghan community couldn't pronounce it.

03:07 And that caused a lot of trouble for the bus driver.

03:11 A lot of tail action. The Afghans said, 'Stop at 'sch''.

03:16 Yes, 'chamana', a rough and unadapted word.

03:20 So the 'burgerfati', Klaus Maulsblatt, said, 'Wait a minute.'

03:25 'We'll name the place after something they can pronounce.'

03:28 And that was 'kakoot'. And that was 'kakoot'.

03:32 And that on your sign is also a kind of 'kakoot'.

03:36 But 'koek' is still correct. - But it's just hard.

03:39 'Kakatoe', that's it. You can go out with 'kakatoe'.

03:43 Seven letters. And if you put it here, you get three words.

03:48 You get the bonus points for the 'k'. And because it's also an 'o'...

03:56 and 'e' next to each other, you get 'oextra'.

04:00 You get 270 points.

04:03 Look, it's a shame it's not your turn, because I'm...

04:07 And I'm sliding down to get to your place.

04:13 And that's three times the word value, and the 'l' and 'j' are three times the letter value.

04:20 Freek. - And right in the middle of the board.

04:23 That's also an extra point. - And I'm out.

04:26 So I get your points as well. - And I only had an 'e', so one point.

04:31 And I think it's a shitty game. - A shitty game. Also seven letters.

04:35 I hate this game. I hate you. I hate everything.

04:38 And Maai is in a rage. 'Get all the business class houses out of here.'

04:43 Those are my business class houses. Everything is broken.

04:47 My houses. Everything is broken.

04:50 After the bombing of Dresden, I've never seen such a house in such a mess.

04:55 Who wants to say something? - He stops his rage and starts laughing.

04:59 He goes back to his room and Z goes into the box.

05:03 Scene, room, Fiona.

05:05 Z was so bad at losing.

05:10 But it was over in a second. I remember you were still very angry.

05:15 I remember exactly which houses he destroyed.

05:19 34, 59, 33, 23, 24 and 14.

05:24 You went to the nightclub to find the KLM purser.

05:28 And Z was so sad about that.

05:31 Fiona goes back to Z and Freek's room and Z has to get the box out.

05:36 Scene, room, Freek and Z. - What have I done?

05:40 You've destroyed his beautiful collection of houses.

05:44 I wish he'd stay with me.

05:47 And she goes back to her own room. - I had to get my box out for this flashback.

Seth & Fiona | show | 1994 | Official Featurette

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