00:00Hi, baby. Hold on. I'm gonna put you on speaker. I'm in the car and I need my hands.
00:11Are you driving and talking on the phone? Gonna get a ticket.
00:14Quit being such a worrywart.
00:18Katherine slept with Gregory. I need a place to stay.
00:21Your husband slept with your best friend?
00:23Get out of my room!
00:24It's my room!
00:25Whatever. Out!
00:26I need two pillows. You know that.
00:32Why? You've only got one head.
00:34I need one for my head and I need one for between my legs so my back doesn't hurt.
00:38Well, what about those?
00:39Those are for my pressure points that pop up during the night.
00:41Well, I've got a pressure point that's popping up right now.
00:44You called her. You called her.
00:51You know, just the way Mumsy likes it.
00:53Uh-huh. Big.
00:55My sister doesn't even think you're real.
00:57Oh. I'm real.
00:59You're a lot younger than I was expecting. By a couple of decades.
01:04Oh, that's funny because you're exactly what I expected. Maybe a little butcher?
01:08Oh, my brother is so optimistic.
01:11I'm counting on it.
01:13Oh, my God, Mom! The robe!
01:15You're naked, Francis!
01:16What a bunch of prudes.
01:17Ow!
01:18Ow!
01:19This is why I am gay!
01:20I know. I could get used to this.
01:22Hmm?
01:23What are you saying?
01:24I'm just saying I really enjoyed spending the night together.
01:27We should try this again sometime at my place.
01:29Really? When?
01:30Seth, you didn't tell me you had two sisters.
01:34If you want to look young next to your children, teen pregnancy is the way to go.
01:39You know, people don't talk about it, but I think it's a selling point.
01:43I blame Mumsy for sending you to that Montessori school. It's not your fault.
01:48I mean, you spent your developmental years making potholders.
01:52Forget about meeting anybody in a bar. The only chicks in bars are the ones who can't afford Wi-Fi.
01:57I was just about to make my brother a margarita, so if you don't have to rush off, you could join us.
02:02Well, since my girlfriend moved out, I have no one to go home to.
02:07Girlfriend? Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah, cool.
02:10Salt on the rim?
02:11Will you marry me?
02:13No.
02:14We say yes!
02:15Oh! I've been researching gay weddings, and according to BruceIsABride.com, the mother of the bottom...
02:21He's naked.
02:22Oh! Oh, give me that. Give me that.
02:24Oh! Oh, my gosh. Oh, I wish he'd just come out from behind the counter. Oh, that would be so good.
02:29Okay, again, ooh, he's your future son-in-law.
02:31I'm only thinking of Seth. According to TopBanana.com, power bottoms often struggle in a relationship if their partner isn't a big slugger.
02:40We are not waiting one more minute for this wedding.
02:43Now, gay weddings are trending right now, but I have a feeling we're right on the cusp.
02:47Next year could be all trans weddings, and frankly, you just don't have the bone structure for that.
02:53No leftist computer here. It's not snooping. It's an invitation.
02:57Yeah, sure you can say that. Because if we get busted for cybercrime, you'll be in Malibu picking up trash for a day.
03:03I'll be in Pelican Bay doing 20 years to life.
03:06Is this a black thing?
03:07Yes! Yes, it is.
03:11Picking up trash is hard.
03:13Oh my god, we have so much in common. I have an ex-husband too until I realized I was gay.
03:31I'm not gay. Oh, okay.
03:38I'm like 30 years younger than these guys, so before me, Bo's only dated old men.
03:48I never thought I would say this, but I think I've had enough for today.
03:54Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
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