00:00 Why can't we be friends?
00:03 Kimberly?
00:04 Come on, I need you to come with me tonight, we're going out.
00:07 Do you know who Calvin Cluck is?
00:10 Calvin Cluckback!
00:11 He's not good for you.
00:15 The girl I love is going into that club tonight.
00:18 What's going on ladies, you have tickets?
00:19 Duh.
00:20 Well, can I see them?
00:21 If I don't get in there, I could lose her forever.
00:23 Yeah, because you're kind of a little bitch.
00:25 Okay, don't say mean things to people.
00:27 Where are your parents?
00:29 My husband hasn't touched me in months.
00:31 I would touch you all over, eggplant emoji.
00:34 Everyone is like really mad because I didn't post a black square.
00:39 Why would you post something like that on Blackjack Tuesday?
00:42 My account was on autopost, it was a paid ad from a sponsor for a mud mask.
00:46 So my wife is having an affair with an AI.
00:49 Hi, I'm Chatbot.
00:50 Do you love him?
00:51 He really gets me.
00:52 He created a dating app with an allergen.
00:54 Algorithm.
00:55 You may need to sandbag.
00:56 You downplay your looks and your celebrity in order to attract someone who would love you for you.
01:01 You want me to come to your party?
01:02 Find me a date.
01:03 How about her?
01:04 She's wearing a KKK shirt, no racist man.
01:07 Let's meet for real.
01:09 VR.
01:10 I don't feel like I'm your priority.
01:12 Nothing is more important to me than...
01:14 [phone ringing]
01:17 I'm so sorry, I gotta take this.
01:18 [music]
01:24 [screaming]
01:28 [music]
01:51 Are you two also in love?
01:52 No, we're having an affair.
01:53 Yeah, just started.
01:54 Close enough.
01:55 enough.
01:55 I love you but you remain
01:57 (dramatic music)
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