00:00 [no audio]
00:23 Are we rolling?
00:24 Yep, I'm rolling.
00:26 Cam two and three are rolling.
00:29 We are a go. Let me just...
00:32 We are good on you.
00:34 [no audio]
00:36 Hi, my name is Alan Pine, and today we are going to be
00:39 unboxing the new Isaac A prototype from SynthCorp.
00:44 So, let's take a deep dive into their newest model--
00:46 Hey, what's going on here?
00:48 Oh, am I interrupting?
00:51 No, not at all.
00:54 But yeah, you kind of were, Sam, but that's okay.
00:57 I'm doing an unboxing video for SynthCorp.
01:01 Oh. Yeah.
01:06 Looks like Sam is a little jealous
01:09 he might be getting replaced with my new best bud, Isaac.
01:13 You know, I'm not jealous.
01:15 You know, I'm just not feeling it.
01:18 Okay, well, you know, I like to get into things,
01:21 so let's just get into it.
01:23 [no audio]
01:26 [beeping]
01:29 [no audio]
01:32 [no audio]
01:35 [no audio]
01:38 [no audio]
01:41 Whoa, whoa, whoa, stay back, man.
01:43 Oh, had me there for a second.
01:46 Isaac, be polite and introduce yourself.
01:49 Pleasure to meet you all.
01:52 I'm an interactive, synthetic, autonomous companion,
01:55 but you can call me Isaac.
01:57 Pleasure to meet you, Isaac.
01:59 That is my name. Don't wear it out.
02:03 Really?
02:05 [no audio]
02:08 [grunting]
02:11 Ultimate power.
02:14 You see that? Just yesterday, that was me and Alan
02:17 playing Boulevard Brawlers 3 on that couch.
02:23 I asked him this morning if he wanted to play with me.
02:26 He said no. He was busy.
02:28 Busy breaking my heart.
02:31 Wow, Alan, you sure are a difficult opponent to defeat.
02:37 Hell yeah, that's ten games. That's ten wins in a row.
02:40 Indeed. You're a fantastic player, Alan.
02:44 Maybe even one of the best in the world.
02:47 No one could defeat you.
02:49 He's terrible at this game.
02:52 That stupid robot is just going easy on him.
02:55 I swear, every time Alan and I play, I whoop his ass.
02:58 Well, Isaac's just doing what a real best friend should,
03:02 letting his buddy win once in a while.
03:04 Isaac can do the job of any best friend and more.
03:08 SynthCorp even includes an AI-powered art generator,
03:11 still in beta, advanced relaxation techniques,
03:14 and a professionally licensed therapy module,
03:17 all part of the Tier 2 package.
03:20 Hey, Isaac, you got a second?
03:33 I have approximately 30 seconds before finishing this meal.
03:36 Of course you do.
03:38 Listen, I'm sorry, I think we got off on the wrong foot before.
03:41 See, I'm Alan's best friend,
03:44 so I was feeling a little threatened by you.
03:47 But you're actually pretty cool.
03:50 And a best friend of Alan's is a best friend to me.
03:54 And... and...
03:56 Do not...
03:58 Yo, is he supposed to do that?
04:00 Oh, um, one second.
04:02 Let me just initiate the reboot sequence.
04:05 And... there we go.
04:08 Rebooting.
04:10 Error identified.
04:12 Commencing best friend protocol.
04:14 Subject, Sam Seder.
04:16 Occupation, Gardner.
04:18 Best friend, Alan Pine.
04:22 Yeah, all the information's correct.
04:25 Uh, listen, why don't we just shake it off?
04:28 Um...
04:33 -Firm grip, huh? -Isaac, you can let go now.
04:35 All right. Okay.
04:37 -Oh. -All right, hey, ow.
04:39 Ow, yo!
04:41 Dude!
04:44 How's the grilled cheese going?
04:51 Clara, does Isaac happen to have the foot massage modulator installed?
04:56 No particular reason?
04:58 Just... curious.
05:00 [footsteps]
05:02 [beeping]
05:09 [beeping]
05:28 [beeping]
05:30 SynthCorp regulations designate only a single best friend per user.
05:39 Organic or inorganic, you must therefore be discontinued.
05:44 What? Discon...
05:46 [groaning]
05:57 [exhaling]
05:59 Faster than last time.
06:03 [gasping]
06:04 Oh, okay, okay, he's pampered the body.
06:06 Let's go, let's go, fly out.
06:08 Go, go, go.
06:10 Yeah, we had this issue where people were sharing our products
06:18 instead of buying individual best friends for each person.
06:21 So hopefully this new patch from corporate will, like, put a stop to all of that.
06:25 Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
06:28 Trash day is on Tuesday, moron.
06:33 God, your robots are so fucking useless.
06:36 Takes the trash out but doesn't know how to give a foot massage.
06:40 [footsteps]
06:43 [footsteps]
06:46 [footsteps]
06:49 [footsteps]
06:51 [footsteps]
06:53 [footsteps]
06:55 [footsteps]
06:58 [silence]
07:00 [silence]
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