00:00 You are kind of a legend with the interns and the residents.
00:05 Go on.
00:10 You're one of the Seattle Grace Five.
00:12 I survived a plane crash. A big deal.
00:14 And a car crash. And a shooting. You might be immortal.
00:17 You mastered one of the most exclusive specialties basically overnight.
00:21 Then you took Herman's job. And her eyesight.
00:23 Okay, that's just...
00:24 You have screwed dozens of interns. And you got them all fired.
00:28 You speak really fast. Like superhuman fast.
00:31 You have a weird name.
00:32 You know, that's not true. That's not true.
00:33 I only slept with one intern. And I have an awesome name.
00:36 I mean...
00:37 What? Man, like what? What else?
00:40 I mean, wait. Do people have a problem with the fact that I have one leg?
00:43 I mean, do people actually go there and talk crap about a one-legged person?
00:46 Because that's just discrimination against amputees.
00:49 They say you have two legs and you are only pretending that one is amputated.
00:53 For the parking space.
00:55 I...
00:57 Do...
00:58 Am I good?
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