Abbott Elementary | 'Barbara's Takes On Celebrities' Scene - Sheryl Lee Ralph | Max - video Dailymotion

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One of our favorite things to do is figuring out which celebrity Barbara is referencing.

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00:00 And it's been almost a year, okay?

00:02 It is beyond time that they reboot Spider-Man again.

00:04 - Yeah, you're right, I love it.

00:06 But who can replace Tom Holland?

00:07 - I'll tell you who, that little magical cutie,

00:09 that Harry Potter.

00:10 - Daniel Radcliffe? - Yeah.

00:12 - He's already in a franchise.

00:13 You can't just swing from franchise to franchise.

00:14 - Well, why do I have to see Chris Pratt everywhere?

00:17 - Now I want a thick Spider-Man, like 50 cent.

00:19 Should be black anyways, costume got a built-in duray.

00:22 - Well, if they do go with a black actor,

00:24 I hope they go with that Mr. Brian Austin Green.

00:28 I am so proud of that young man and all of his success.

00:32 (stammering)

00:34 - So there are a bunch of white celebrities

00:36 who Barbara thinks are black,

00:38 like Brian Austin Green would be Brian Tyree Henry.

00:41 - Oh, I see you little Carrie Underwood.

00:44 Good morning.

00:45 - Carrie Washington.

00:46 - I'm going straight home,

00:47 put on a little Millie Bobby Brown.

00:49 - Bobby Brown.

00:51 - No one's done more for black actors

00:53 than Tommy Lee Jones.

00:54 - James Earl Jones.

00:57 - And we just let her keep thinking that.

00:59 - It's easier.

01:00 - And if they go with a woman,

01:01 you cannot go wrong with the splendid,

01:04 the wonderful Michelle Williams.

01:08 (stammering)

01:09 Now that is one talented diva.

01:13 Yes.

01:14 (stammering)

01:15 - She is arguably the third best child of Destiny.

01:17 - And all the way to the Academy Awards from Dawson's Creek.

01:22 Oh yes, Michelle.

01:23 - So close.

01:25 - Yes.

01:26 (silence)

01:28 (silence)

01:30 (silence)

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01:35 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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