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Humorous reenactment of an article titled "The Good Wife's Guide," rumored to have been published in the May 13, 1955 is | dG1fREI1VE9zUzVFeUk
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00:11 >> Your goal is to try to make sure your home is a place
00:15 of peace, order, and tranquility
00:17 where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
00:20 Prepare yourself.
00:23 Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed
00:26 when he arrives.
00:29 Touch up your makeup.
00:30 Put something decorative in your hair,
00:34 like a ribbon or a flower.
00:36 Be happy to see him.
00:42 Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity
00:47 in your desire to please him.
00:52 Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
00:54 Make the evening his.
00:57 Never complain if he comes home late or goes
00:59 out to dinner without you.
01:00 Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure
01:04 and his need to relax.
01:05 Don't ask questions about his actions
01:08 or question his judgment or integrity.
01:10 Remember, he is the master of the house
01:12 and as such will always exercise his will
01:14 with fairness and truthfulness.
01:16 You have no right to question him.
01:17 Listen to him.
01:19 You may have a dozen important things to tell him,
01:22 but the moment of his arrival is not the time.
01:25 Let him talk first.
01:27 Remember, his topics of conversation are more important
01:30 than yours.
01:30 Remember, a good wife always knows her place.
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01:37 [music]
01:53 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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