Fecal Matters | movie | 1999 | Official Featurette - video Dailymotion

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Sheltered introvert, Bobby, takes a bite out of the snobbish social hierarchy at his school. | dG1feEIyaFJIOVduUTg

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00:00 These days, the end is always at the beginning.

00:07 This story has been told many times, but never by me, so I'll do my best.

00:18 You are looking at Bobby. He was a boy of few talents, unpopularity being the only thing

00:27 he excelled at. His lack of contact with the outside world had rendered him socially inadequate

00:34 and immature. His only friend, Lance, was confined to a wheelchair so their activities

00:43 were limited. One only needs to look at a typical Saturday night for Bobby.

00:53 Hey kiddo, you want some more Cool Ranch Doritos? No thanks, I'm okay. They're really good though.

01:00 Oh, can you scratch my back? Sure, sweetie. Like this? Yeah, that feels really good.

01:11 At school, he was teased and tortured by a group that called themselves the Fern.

01:22 Rhett McConaughey! Their leader was Rhett McConaughey. Rhett McConaughey! His girlfriend was Kelly

01:29 Cassett.

01:32 I can't do this trick.

01:49 Hey, what are you thinking? Guys like us don't belong at Rhett's party. You can't go there.

01:56 I wouldn't go there with a public enemy. And besides, what you're doing is disgusting.

02:02 You could get a disease or something. It's crazy and besides, Rhett will kill you.

02:08 But there was nothing Lance could say. There's nothing you can say to talk me out

02:12 of this. This is something I have to do. This was something Bobby had to do.

02:19 But how is eating your own shit going to make any difference in what they think of you?

02:23 It's disgusting and Kelly will think it's disgusting too.

02:27 I'm doing it. Well I guess that's not the stupidest thing

02:30 that you could do. That would probably be diving head first into

02:36 the shallow end of a pool. So that's what Bobby had to do. He was to

02:42 go to Rhett's party, whose parents were in Europe, and eat his own feces.

02:48 Why you ask? Three reasons actually. To spite the man he hates, to impress the woman he

02:55 loves, and to fulfill the dream that has been far too long coming.

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04:01 What the fuck pussy lips? There's a bunch of people waiting on line.

04:05 She needs to fucking be here. Asshole.

04:07 Why the fuck are you here? Who the fuck invited you?

04:10 Why don't you go fuck your mother because I'm done with her.

04:12 Better yet, tell her to wait because I'm going to fuck her again.

04:14 She's probably still sore. What's going on honey?

04:17 Are you in line?

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04:46 Well, what an honor. Now that the king of nerds has entered my home, you fucking pussy.

04:52 My underwear is out of your mouth, so you got anything to say?

04:55 [Laughter]

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05:04 [Applause]

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05:51 Bitch better have my money.

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06:01 It ain't nothing like black pussy on my dick.

06:04 Word to the motherfucking DJ quick.

06:06 I play hoes like dominoes slapping balls.

06:08 AMGs on the motherfucking microphone.

06:10 I slang dick bitch, nothing more and nothing less.

06:13 You gotta see no hoes, you can take the test.

06:15 And bring big fat titties and lots of backs.

06:18 You got the woody and I got the ax.

06:20 I'm no joke when I stroke for a client.

06:22 Bitches need dick so they buying it.

06:25 G with the hot dog fade.

06:26 Open up your ghost bag bitch so I can get paid.

06:29 And take off your G-string drawers.

06:32 Bitch eats your Weedies cause I don't want one.

06:35 I always thought you were so cute.

06:38 Yeah, me too.

06:39 Me too.

06:40 Me too.

06:41 [laughs]

06:42 Thanks.

06:43 You guys are really cute too.

06:44 [laughs]

06:46 You're such a pioneer in the way you dress.

06:48 Yeah.

06:50 Thanks, I like your clothes too.

06:52 [laughs]

06:55 Yeah man, I think it's all about tolerance.

06:59 Dude, I couldn't agree more.

07:01 Yeah, I think you guys have nailed it.

07:03 Hey guys, can I have a little bitty hitty boom bitty?

07:07 Get your own sack faggot.

07:09 Fucking faggots, what the fuck?

07:11 [laughs]

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07:17 Yo Bobby.

07:19 Hey, sorry about your floor.

07:21 I'll clean that up.

07:22 You don't ever have to clean that shit up man.

07:24 Excuse me?

07:25 That was the coolest shit I've ever seen anybody do.

07:28 You're officially in the firm.

07:30 Thanks Red.

07:31 Firm.

07:33 Wow.

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09:43 Bitch!

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