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An extremely introverted college student is forced out of seclusion by his extroverted imaginary friend, sparking a chai | dG1faURSSHpQbFkyT28
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00:01I want an orange.
00:03Have a fucking orange. No one cares.
00:10The fuck is your problem?
00:12Really? A fucking orange?
00:26You're a mouse. You're a dead mouse.
00:29You're a helpless little dead mouse, just alive enough to make himself presentable.
00:34Yes, I know.
00:36If everything's set up, then what's the holdup?
00:39They're scared about the purple stuff.
00:41Do I literally have to spell it out for you?
00:44That would be nice.
00:47T-H-L...
00:52Just murder them.
00:54Sure.
00:55Wait, wait, wait, who are you?
00:57Shh! What's your business with that woman? State your business!
01:00I reckon we have about a week until Uncle Johnny's potion starts being distributed and Lilithrom is dead.
01:06Would you like to commit yourself unwaveringly helping me to track her down?
01:10Go.
01:11Go.
01:12Uh...
01:13Yes!
01:14G-
01:15There is no future.
01:25There's only tomorrow.
01:26And the next day.
01:27And the next day.
01:28And the next day.
01:29And the next day.
01:30Each day, only one day further along.
01:32And I know that I will never.
01:34Never!
01:38There's nothing wrong with wanting some alone time.
01:41All of your time is alone time.
01:45A hat is only a hat if it has a head to be on.
01:49Oh my god.
01:51See?
01:52Woo!
01:53I'm just trying to run a nice drug ring.
01:56And you wanna fuck it up.
02:01Who brought that elephant?
02:02I'm from the future.
02:03I know everyone!
02:04Shut the fuck up with that shit!
02:05Will you shut up?
02:06SHUT UP!
02:07SHUT UP!
02:08WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!
02:10I'm gonna play this for you, and you're going to try to feel absolutely nothing.
02:20Ready?
02:22Okay.
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