Barstool Pizza Review - Slab Sicilian Street Food (Portland, ME) - video Dailymotion

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00:00 [music]

00:19 All right, pizza view time. Still Portland, Maine.

00:22 We are at Slab's Sicilian Street Food.

00:25 Cool vibe in there. Like Austin, you said it looked like a pizza dungeon in the corner.

00:29 Kind of old school brick. They got the nice patio out here for outdoor.

00:34 They got a good bar. A couple of people down watching games.

00:37 This shirt, simple, but I kind of loved it, so I got it.

00:41 They actually gave it to me, which is very nice.

00:45 So one bite, everyone knows who Slab, big old Sicilian.

00:48 So that's how you order. Look at that. That is literally, I think you're walking on the streets of Italy.

00:53 I've been there, no big deal. Ciao, scusi.

00:56 And they got these big ass slices. It's going to be hard to handle, Austin.

01:03 This shirt, going to stick in my pants. Give me a second. Give me a second to pant stick.

01:09 Now it looks like I'm playing QB with the slice.

01:13 How do you... This isn't meant to be eaten like this.

01:17 I should be cutting this with like a knife because it's going to slab all over me.

01:21 No pun intended. Slab. Get it? One bite, everyone knows the rules.

01:24 Let's see how we handle this monstrosity of a slice here.

01:31 Yeah.

01:38 Does it say street? Yeah, Sicilian street food?

01:41 To me, it's Sicilian, like, fair street food. Like, you get it?

01:45 I could have seen them slinging this when we were in...

01:50 Bear with me, I'm losing my mind. In Venice.

01:54 Like when you're walking down the street, "Hey, get this." You eat it, you'll see the sights.

01:59 It's a crazy huge slice.

02:02 And I'm having trouble manipulating it with my boot mouth.

02:11 Have a beer, eat this, go up there, merry go round, um, venza, gondola, six six.

02:20 I like you, Austin. You nodded your head.

02:23 Listen, people think getting old, stopping to do Adderall is an easy thing.

02:28 It's not. My brain struggles for every memory.

02:31 Six six, gondola, Sicily, the boot, Italy, hut hut, six six.

02:38 (whooshing)

02:41 [WHOOSH]