00:00 Oh, cool.
00:02 Party time.
00:04 I am ready to find love.
00:06 I don't know. I'm a loser.
00:12 No.
00:13 I'm still single because I have a mouth on me
00:16 and I don't apologize about it.
00:18 I tend to pick people that don't fit me
00:20 and try to mold myself into a person for them.
00:22 I have great taste and I just haven't found the right person yet.
00:25 A wife.
00:27 My parents would just say,
00:28 "You need to sit your ass down somewhere
00:30 so that you can actually fall in love with somebody."
00:32 Either I can date the mailman or the pool guy
00:34 or I gotta get out of the house.
00:36 Just one.
00:41 Just one? Okay. I missed it.
00:42 That's a hard one because I'm breather perfect.
00:44 No, I'm kidding.
00:46 Sometimes I can be a bit low in emotional intelligence
00:49 so I really have to stop and think about it.
00:51 Like, am I reading the situation correctly?
00:53 I'm very blunt. My mouth has no filter.
00:56 I think I'm always right.
00:58 A majority of the time, I usually am.
01:00 I use my hands when I talk to express myself.
01:04 It's just what I do.
01:06 I don't know if this would get on their nerves,
01:09 but I burp a lot, like truck driver Belch.
01:12 My diet is really bad.
01:14 I'm not a picky eater at all. I just eat fast food a lot.
01:17 I can be directionally challenged,
01:19 which is ironic because I'm a geologist.
01:21 We're supposed to be good with directions.
01:22 I take forever to get ready.
01:24 This morning took like four hours.
01:26 I go number two with the hair dryer on.
01:30 That's so weird, I know, but I do.
01:33 That is a tough question.
01:39 I feel like I'm in a therapy session here.
01:42 One thing I wouldn't be able to sacrifice is my alone time.
01:45 My weekends. I go fishing with the boys.
01:47 You're welcome to join us.
01:48 If you don't like to go to brunch and get bottomless samosas,
01:50 it's not going to work.
01:51 You lie to me, you're done.
01:53 The one thing that annoys me the most is when people are not truthful.
01:58 I don't think I'd ever want to have to sacrifice
02:00 eating my own full-ass pizza.
02:02 I'll share, I'll give you a bite,
02:04 but I want my whole pizza to myself.
02:07 How much time do we have?
02:12 Ooh, how deep do we want to go here?
02:15 I'm definitely looking for someone that's goal-oriented
02:17 in either a career or a passion they have.
02:19 Someone who will be able to support just who I am
02:22 as well as be an encouragement.
02:24 Who's fun-loving, caring, nice and kind.
02:27 Someone who will treat me like the queen that I deserve to be treated like
02:30 because he's going to get that same thing back from me.
02:32 I'm looking for a partner that brings me peace,
02:34 who helps mellow me out and allows me to be comfortable.
02:37 I'm looking for someone who's adventurous,
02:39 somebody who's going to be able to go hike up a mountain with me.
02:42 Someone who's both responsible and intelligent,
02:44 but also someone who has a sense of humor.
02:46 Definite soulmates. Just finding the one.
02:49 That's it?
02:50 We're done, that's it.
02:51 Oh, okay. That was easy.
02:52 Woo! Alright.
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