00:00 Okay, so essentially what's happened is something hasn't happened to someone.
00:03 So I need your help to help it happen, essentially.
00:06 You're a very disappointing time traveller.
00:09 If you're reading this, please don't be cross with me.
00:14 But I have travelled back in time.
00:16 Don't worry, everything is under control.
00:19 They're not the kind of rules.
00:20 Where'd you get it?
00:21 The future.
00:22 Despite one or two complications.
00:29 This is the plan!
00:30 I don't know what you mean!
00:31 Feels like you should have had a better plan.
00:33 No, this is the plan.
00:34 This is phase one.
00:36 So what's phase two?
00:37 Saving the world.
00:38 Glad somebody's on that.
00:39 Everything will become clear.
00:44 Trust in the plan.
00:45 There is a plan.
00:47 Some little differences can happen.
00:48 What if I just leave?
00:49 What would happen to your little prediction then?
00:51 You can't leave.
00:53 Why?
00:53 But the mushy blob of reality just kind of congeals over the changes.
00:57 Wait!
00:58 I mean...
00:59 Time keeps on rockin'.
01:01 Congeals?
01:02 Yeah, I like to say congeals.
01:04 You're all in with some fucking white dude who has you at his beck and call.
01:10 Have you actually thought about what you're participating in?
01:13 When someone from the future tells you something important...
01:15 Stop!
01:16 Don't.
01:17 It's important.
01:18 Jack, I'm an idiot!
01:21 What if I was to tell you that everything does work out?
01:24 Prove it.
01:25 So give it up!
01:26 And give it up!
01:27 And give it up!
01:28 So give it up!
01:29 And give it up!
01:30 And give it up!
01:31 So give it up!
01:32 Three...
01:33 Two...
01:34 One!
01:35 Hey, just relax!
01:36 I'm from the future!
01:37 Is it like with every small decision you create a whole new reality?
01:45 Like a multiverse with an infinite number of timelines?
01:48 No.
01:49 That's ridiculous.
01:50 (upbeat music)
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