00:00 I had sex once for a Paramount+ password.
00:02 I had sex once to get out of going to a Phish concert.
00:04 I had sex once to get upgraded to JetBlue Mint.
00:07 I had sex once to go to a Jacob Dillon concert.
00:09 I had sex once to get vision and dental coverage.
00:12 I had sex once because I wanted a guy
00:13 to stop telling me what a subwoofer was.
00:15 I had sex once to have something fun
00:17 to talk about in therapy.
00:18 I had sex once because Sarah had sex and I felt left out.
00:21 Please do the house is haunted one.
00:22 I mean, I really did have sex because my house was haunted.
00:25 (laughing)
00:27 (laughing)
00:29 (laughing)
00:31 (laughing)
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