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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - Welcome to season two of Barstool's
00:25 most dangerous game show presented by Mattress Firm.
00:29 For the next week, you'll be living
00:30 in the mountains of Colorado,
00:32 forced to face your biggest fears.
00:35 If you survive, you'll win $25,000.
00:40 Below you is the camp, your home for the week.
00:44 But if you win this challenge,
00:47 you'll be staying in the beautiful Mattress Firm chalet
00:51 and safe from elimination tonight.
00:54 All you have to do is solve this simple puzzle.
00:57 You already have a piece with you.
01:00 You just need to get down here first.
01:03 It's a whole new season.
01:06 It's a whole new game.
01:09 - It felt completely at odds with every experience
01:13 you've ever had on an airplane.
01:15 Your heart stops.
01:17 The reality really hit.
01:18 There's no turning back.
01:20 - I don't want to skydive,
01:22 but I do want to win this competition.
01:23 I'm willing to jump out of a plane to do it.
01:25 - I don't think I have any fears,
01:27 but we're strapped in and I'm shaking
01:29 like a fucking wet chihuahua.
01:31 - It's crazy!
01:32 It's crazy!
01:33 - As soon as I found out we were skydiving,
01:36 I was all in.
01:37 I've always wanted to skydive.
01:38 I had no second thoughts.
01:40 I was pumped.
01:41 - If we're going skydiving, I'm doing it.
01:43 There's no way I'm ending my chances on this show
01:46 on the first episode.
01:47 - I'm freaking out a little bit because it's really real,
01:50 but I knew that I couldn't back out.
01:51 - All I was trying to do was just shut my brain off
01:53 so I didn't think any bad thoughts
01:56 and then pray for the best.
01:58 (dramatic music)
02:00 - Three, two, one.
02:08 (dramatic music)
02:13 (people screaming)
02:17 (people screaming)
02:22 (dramatic music)
02:25 (people screaming)
02:34 (people screaming)
02:40 (dramatic music)
02:43 (people screaming)
02:46 (dramatic music)
03:14 - So, I'm too fat to jump out of the plane.
03:17 I was 280 pounds.
03:20 Big boy, biggest I've ever been.
03:21 And I lost 20 pounds in about 20 days.
03:25 It wasn't enough.
03:25 (people screaming)
03:28 (dramatic music)
03:31 - And here they come.
03:40 It all comes down to this puzzle.
03:41 First one to finish will be safe from elimination
03:45 and will win a night in the Mattress Firm Chalet.
03:47 I am all turned around right now.
03:49 This is a hard one.
03:50 The picture is supposed to look like one cohesive thing.
03:53 I had it, now I really don't.
03:55 My job at Barstool is to be behind the camera.
03:58 This is my chance to be in front of it.
03:59 The only person that can beat me is probably me.
04:02 I just can't overthink things
04:03 and I can't sabotage myself.
04:05 - Wait, fuck.
04:08 I did it backwards.
04:10 - I've been at Barstool for five years.
04:12 I'm friends with everyone,
04:13 but I'm not gonna win 25K by being the nice guy.
04:17 - This is like really something else.
04:20 - This is my third Barstool reality show.
04:22 I'm going to control this game from day one.
04:25 Either get on board or I'm sending you home.
04:28 - Francis went to Harvard.
04:29 What's going on here?
04:30 - Yeah, we didn't do this.
04:32 I'm not here for money.
04:33 I'm here for pride.
04:34 I have the brain to compete with anybody here,
04:37 but I won't compromise my integrity to win.
04:41 - Megan's kind of dance, dance,
04:42 revolutioning hers right now.
04:43 Just kind of touching pieces,
04:45 hoping they'll light up.
04:46 - I left my kids for a week to do this show.
04:48 I wouldn't have done that
04:49 if I wasn't confident I could win.
04:51 People are going to underestimate me.
04:53 My plan is to lay low and strike at the perfect moment.
04:57 - How the fuck hard is this puzzle?
04:59 Jesus Christ.
05:00 I'm the glue guy at Barstool.
05:02 I'm gonna try and work with everyone,
05:04 but if you come after me,
05:05 I'm gonna be forced to come after you.
05:08 - Grace is shuffling right now like a casino dealer.
05:12 - I'm usually cracking jokes and having fun,
05:14 but this time I'm here to show my competitive side
05:16 and walk away $25,000 richer.
05:19 - Bro, fuck.
05:22 - Is that, are you done?
05:24 We might have, oh, fuck.
05:26 Can we check this?
05:27 I don't think that's right.
05:28 I don't know if that's right.
05:29 Oh, this is not it.
05:30 That's not it at all.
05:31 - I hate puzzles.
05:32 - What have I done?
05:33 - Fuck.
05:34 - What the fuck?
05:35 - Done.
05:38 - Jackie's done?
05:39 Jackie might be done.
05:40 - God damn it, Jackie got it.
05:41 - Nice job, Jackie.
05:43 - Congratulations to our winner.
05:45 Jackie, take your spot on the Mattress Firm winner's bed.
05:49 You've earned it.
05:50 You've earned it.
05:51 Rudy, maybe some applause.
05:52 She earned it.
05:53 - I was getting there.
05:54 - Jackie, how does it feel?
05:56 - It feels good.
05:58 I want it, this is nothing against Francis,
05:59 but I want on record that I beat a Harvard graduate
06:02 in a puzzle.
06:03 - Why do you guys care about that so much?
06:05 - Because I beat a Harvard graduate in a puzzle.
06:08 - We'll see who has the money at the end, Jackie.
06:10 - No, no, no, that wasn't against you.
06:12 That was just, I just won.
06:13 - I'm gonna remember this.
06:14 - No, no, no, I was just saying I just won it on record.
06:17 - You don't have to back it off.
06:18 You just won the challenge, Jackie.
06:20 - Yeah, you beat me.
06:21 - Tonight, you'll be staying in the Mattress Firm chalet.
06:25 You have become the head of the house,
06:27 the shaman of the chalet.
06:29 Things are pretty good, how's that feel?
06:31 - I'm excited to stay there.
06:33 - Pat, did you expect to see Jackie
06:35 sitting on the Mattress Firm winner's bed?
06:37 - Jackie is a competitor.
06:39 Jackie likes to downplay her intelligence,
06:43 but I think Jackie's here to win,
06:44 and I think Jackie is very good at puzzles.
06:46 I think she's someone we gotta watch out for.
06:48 - Someone we didn't have to watch out for, Dana Beers.
06:52 Unfortunately, I don't know why we're clapping.
06:54 I don't know why we're clapping.
06:55 - 'Cause we love him.
06:56 - It's good to see him.
06:57 It's a lot of love for Dana Beers,
06:58 but unfortunately, you didn't have a chance
07:01 to stay at the Mattress Firm chalet tonight.
07:04 What happened up there?
07:05 - Probably had too many rolls
07:09 at Texas Roadhouse the other night.
07:12 Didn't make weight, couldn't cut.
07:14 But I'm here.
07:16 (laughing)
07:17 What are you laughing at, dude?
07:18 - That's fucked, dude.
07:19 - Why are you laughing?
07:20 I wanted to compete.
07:21 I was jealous of everybody skydiving,
07:23 so I don't want anyone to think that I'm, you know,
07:26 bowing out or anything, 'cause obviously,
07:27 that's not the case here, but listen.
07:31 It's a sad scene, and I'm sad.
07:33 I'll put it that way, I'm sad.
07:35 I mean, hopefully, this is the wake-up call you needed.
07:38 I lost 20 pounds in the month of April, so, you know.
07:41 - You can meet me at the River.
07:42 - Still not enough, though.
07:43 Still not enough.
07:45 - Okay, Jackie, congratulations on winning the challenge.
07:48 Because you won the challenge,
07:49 you are going to be staying
07:50 at the Mattress Firm chalet tonight,
07:52 and you are safe from elimination tonight.
07:55 Everyone else, you are on the chopping block,
07:58 and everyone will be voting on who goes home.
08:03 Everyone will be voting on who goes home.
08:06 So, what's gonna happen now is everybody
08:10 is going to head out to the camp.
08:13 Camp's very close to here.
08:14 You take a little saunter over there.
08:16 You start to make yourself at home.
08:18 Hope you had fun skydiving.
08:20 Jackie, you're the champ.
08:23 You've earned it.
08:24 Why don't you slide back, make yourself comfortable.
08:25 You know what I mean?
08:26 You're gonna be getting used to the Mattress Firm chalet,
08:28 'cause that's where you'll be staying tonight.
08:30 And when you get there, you're going to notice
08:33 that there are actually two bedrooms.
08:35 This is what I didn't want.
08:37 Which means that you'll get to pick someone from the camp
08:41 to stay with you at the Mattress Firm chalet,
08:44 and that person will also be safe from elimination.
08:48 You'll have a leg up on the rest of the competitors,
08:51 'cause you'll have a beautiful night of sleep
08:54 on a Mattress Firm mattress.
08:56 All right, we've got a car waiting for you.
08:58 Hit the road, Jack.
08:59 Toodaloo.
09:04 (upbeat music)
09:07 Wow.
09:22 - Are those fucking bones?
09:23 - Are we sharing this thing?
09:25 - One tent.
09:26 - I don't want to be near anyone that snores,
09:28 I'm saying that right now.
09:29 Initial reaction, not so stoked.
09:32 - These are what I expected.
09:35 - Wow.
09:35 - I love what they did with the place, it's nice.
09:37 - Are we all gonna fit?
09:38 - Are we all really sleeping in here?
09:39 - This is like Lord of the Flies.
09:41 - All right.
09:42 There's only six beds, and there's seven of us,
09:44 which means someone's going home.
09:46 Which means, I don't even want to put my stuff on here,
09:48 'cause I feel like it's bad luck.
09:49 - That's kind of what I, I took mine off.
09:51 - Finding out we all have to share a big tent
09:54 is an absolute nightmare.
09:55 I love them all, but I do not want to sleep with these people.
09:58 - That's very communal.
10:00 We're gonna know each other.
10:03 I hope people don't have a problem
10:04 with my white noise machine.
10:06 It's really a lovely space, when you look at it.
10:09 Looks like a place where a group of cannibals used to live.
10:13 - This is a lounge.
10:14 It's like, this is where we go to--
10:17 - It's like a cabana in Las Vegas.
10:19 - Yeah.
10:20 - Just trying to play it safe.
10:21 - Enjoy the wilderness as much as I fucking can.
10:24 Fucking hate the wilderness.
10:26 This is nice, yeah, I know.
10:27 Okay, now that we have to know
10:28 that we have to sleep with all those nasty boys.
10:31 - Yeah, so walking up to camp,
10:33 honestly, I thought it was beautiful.
10:34 I love Colorado, the mountains are fantastic.
10:37 Camp could be a little bit better,
10:39 but I'm excited for the tent.
10:40 It's nice, it's big, it's warm.
10:42 I'm content.
10:43 - I'm genuinely worried I'm gonna break this.
10:46 - What, the cot? - Yes.
10:48 - Should we vote you out then?
10:49 - I did break a bed.
10:50 - Maybe we should vote Dana out,
10:52 'cause Dana's gonna break a bed.
10:54 - Old Beardsy's been back on the sauce.
10:57 - Dana thinks he's gonna break a bed.
10:59 - No, that's sturdy. - Oh, that's actually solid, bro.
11:01 - That's firm, boys.
11:02 That's where the magic happens.
11:06 - Oh, oh. - You know?
11:08 - Just kidding.
11:10 - So I won the first challenge, very surprisingly,
11:19 and now I get to stay at the beautiful mattress room chalet,
11:23 which I'm very excited about.
11:25 Oh my God, this is so cute!
11:26 Wow!
11:29 Mattress room chalet!
11:32 This is nice, this is much nicer than my apartment.
11:38 Holy shit, do we see this?
11:40 Are we getting in on this?
11:41 This is insane, this is an insane view.
11:44 - When I get a bad night's sleep, I'm groggy,
11:46 I'm irritable, I'm unfocused, I can't think straight.
11:48 That means that this mattress room bed
11:50 could be the difference between me winning and losing.
11:53 - Oh, this is my room.
11:56 I mean, this is my room.
11:57 This is fantastic.
11:59 Oh yeah, this is making it all worth it.
12:05 It doesn't even matter if they're talking
12:06 behind my back right now,
12:07 because I have this glorious bed, I have heating,
12:11 I have a bed, I have bathrooms.
12:13 What do they have?
12:14 I don't know, a tent, maybe?
12:16 Oh, and I have a little winner's outfit over here.
12:18 I don't have to dress like the rest of the losers.
12:20 I will go change into my bare-bottom jumpsuit.
12:23 - I'm gonna just try to lay low.
12:27 This is gonna be anti-Barstool vs. America spider.
12:31 Instead of trying to cause chaos,
12:32 I'm just gonna try to be a good comrade,
12:35 keep everyone happy, not try to bother anyone,
12:39 and let everyone else fuck up.
12:40 - Going into the show,
12:41 I think my closest friends are Jackie and Pat.
12:43 I think we'd be a good alliance.
12:46 As long as Jackie has a good head on her shoulders
12:48 and Pat doesn't stake me out the ass,
12:51 I think that could be a good triangle.
12:53 - None of us put our stuff on the bed
12:56 because we thought it's bad luck to do that,
12:58 except for one fucking guy.
13:00 Hang on, basketball.
13:04 I think we all remember what happened
13:05 on Barstool vs. America, and I did not forget.
13:09 - This might be the dumbest thing I've ever done,
13:13 but I gotta go with my gut.
13:14 I'm sending Pat home.
13:15 - Pat's off to Dana Beers
13:18 with the scumbag move of the century.
13:22 - So I've been working with a couple cohorts here,
13:25 I'm out of breath, to make sure that Mr. Beers is gone.
13:30 - Challenge winner gets to come here,
13:32 but they're away from the camp.
13:33 And I know the person here kind of feels
13:35 like they should have the power,
13:36 but it's kind of a disadvantage
13:37 because everyone's talking and planning
13:39 and strategizing together.
13:41 Right now, they don't know
13:43 that I have the power to save somebody,
13:45 and I don't think I'm gonna tell them.
13:47 I'm gonna take this time
13:48 that I get one-on-ones talking to people
13:50 to try and figure out what's going on at camp
13:52 rather than having them plead to me
13:53 why they should stay here
13:54 because my mind's kind of already made up on that.
13:56 But right now, I think that I'm gonna bring up Pat.
14:01 - Guys, I'm about to go diarrhea.
14:02 I'll be back in five minutes.
14:04 So Jackie just called me up to the house.
14:07 No one knows.
14:10 No one knows that I'm going up to the house.
14:13 I don't think anyone is onto me.
14:17 - Where's Patrick?
14:18 He said he had to go diarrhea.
14:19 - I gotta get over this beautiful cedar.
14:20 (dramatic music)
14:23 - Pat's on his way up.
14:24 I'm trying to figure out how to,
14:25 like the least menacing way.
14:26 I don't want him to come in and be like,
14:28 and me to be like, "Welcome."
14:31 But I want it to be more like, "Welcome!"
14:33 So I wanna either,
14:34 I can't tell if I should sit here,
14:36 have him sit there,
14:37 or maybe I come here.
14:40 - She's like, "Oh my God!
14:41 "Welcome in!"
14:42 - I mean, what are we doing here?
14:45 I mean, I should've had my fucking jigsaw puzzle
14:48 figured out ahead of time.
14:50 This is like, let's just,
14:51 I'm just gonna go in.
14:52 - Adio!
14:58 - Well, well, well.
15:00 - Look, what?
15:01 - Sitting like Cruella De Vil.
15:03 - No, that's exactly what I was trying to not go for.
15:05 - In her chair.
15:06 - I was trying to--
15:06 - All you need is a long cigarette,
15:09 and some puppies.
15:10 - No, I was trying to do the opposite.
15:12 I was trying to be as un-menacing as possible.
15:15 - I tried to like fit,
15:16 I like snuck out.
15:18 - Oh, so people,
15:19 so they don't know, right?
15:19 - I was like, "I have to go diarrhea."
15:21 - Oh, okay, good.
15:22 - Okay, okay.
15:23 - I was worried that they were gonna like,
15:23 it was gonna be suspicious.
15:25 - I wanna get rid of Dana first.
15:26 - Okay.
15:27 - And what if--
15:28 - I kinda feel bad though.
15:29 'Cause he's being--
15:29 - No, but emotions get in the way.
15:32 Think about the money.
15:33 Think about the glory.
15:35 I just want Dana out first because it's personal,
15:38 because he fucked me up.
15:39 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:40 - I'm gonna get him out of $10,000.
15:40 And the longer he stays around,
15:42 the more of a chance he has to win a challenge.
15:43 And if he wins a challenge and he gets the house,
15:45 then he's gonna bring people up here and say,
15:47 "Get Pat out."
15:48 - Pat cannot be trusted.
15:50 He is capable of anything,
15:52 and he is definitely a great competitor,
15:54 but he is a scumbag.
15:56 So I will warn everybody on this show
15:59 to basically be prepared for him to be slimy.
16:02 And if they don't believe me,
16:04 that's on them.
16:05 If these people cared about making people laugh in comedy,
16:08 they would send me home tonight.
16:10 So I'm a little worried
16:11 because we got some comedians in this group.
16:13 It would be funny if the guy
16:14 that couldn't compete in the challenge
16:16 'cause he was too large got sent home that night.
16:19 But hopefully I can stay 'cause I really do.
16:22 I really do wanna win this thing.
16:25 And I wanna compete.
16:27 It kinda is lame for us to like
16:29 have this immense bonding experience
16:30 where we all jump out of an airplane together
16:32 and then we have to execute one of them.
16:33 - Yeah, but there was one person that didn't though.
16:35 There is one person whose participation
16:40 only went so far as about 70%.
16:45 - That said person, is it even their fault?
16:49 - Yes.
16:50 - You're right.
16:51 - He had plenty of time to lose the weight.
16:53 (laughing)
16:54 While you're battling with your conscience,
16:56 I'll take solace from knowing
16:58 that I'm actually saving his life.
17:01 (laughing)
17:02 If we don't vote him off, he's gonna lose a foot.
17:05 (laughing)
17:06 That's just where this is going.
17:08 He knew we were gonna have to skydive.
17:10 He knew the weight he had to make.
17:12 It's like a boxer showing up for a 140 pound fight
17:17 at like 205 eating chicken wings,
17:20 having ranch all over his face.
17:23 Seriously Dana, did you turn anything down?
17:26 - Right now, like if you've talked to people about Dana,
17:28 I promise you I will vote Dana.
17:30 - Okay.
17:31 - I think I can trust you.
17:32 I think it's Dana.
17:33 I'm gonna go back to that nightmare.
17:35 Can I pee before I go, please?
17:37 Queen of the Shet, Cruella DeVille.
17:38 - Do you promise that we have an alliance?
17:40 - Yes, Cruella DeNickels.
17:42 - Don't call me that.
17:42 - Oh.
17:44 - Can I pinky promise?
17:45 - I pinky promise.
17:46 - You can use the bathroom if you,
17:47 don't fuck me up.
17:48 - I promise you.
17:49 All right, Dana's gone.
17:51 And then we'll just reconvene as we go
17:53 and we'll just pick people off.
17:54 They're all trying to vote you out, I'm not gonna lie.
17:56 - Are you serious?
17:57 - They're all saying we had an experience up there today.
18:00 I'm not trying to put a target on anyone's back.
18:01 I'm just wanting you to be aware of what's happening.
18:03 So let's pivot.
18:05 What's the contingency plan?
18:06 - I wanna be with you and Rudy.
18:08 - I'm kinda with that.
18:09 So who needs to go?
18:11 - You want me to be completely honest?
18:14 - Yeah, who's a threat?
18:15 - Pat.
18:17 - Yeah, I'm kinda with that as well.
18:19 I just want you to be aware of the,
18:22 now I'm not saying it's for sure.
18:23 - No, I appreciate that.
18:24 That's why I'm confident.
18:25 - Yeah, well I hope that garners a--
18:27 - It really does.
18:28 - Something in the, yeah.
18:30 - I mean, hopefully we can figure this shit out though,
18:32 'cause I'm not trying to even not do anything.
18:33 - I'm with you, I'm with you.
18:34 I think it would be bitch made
18:36 if you came out here to get dangerous
18:37 and you just got voted out.
18:38 - If anyone asks, we were talking outhouses.
18:41 - That's the plan, right?
18:50 - Yes, I swear.
18:52 - On a one to 10 for how much I trust Jackie,
18:55 it's a six and a half.
18:57 And I hope that that increases over time
19:00 because I would really hate to send Jackie home.
19:03 - Dana.
19:04 They didn't want you to be alone.
19:09 - I actually just got some intel
19:10 and I'm a little scared.
19:11 - Why, what happened?
19:13 - Spider was like, he was telling me
19:15 that they wanna vote me out.
19:16 He was saying the girls were talking about it.
19:18 And I'm like, what the fuck?
19:20 I haven't had a chance to talk to my homies yet.
19:23 - Yeah, I know.
19:24 If you feel like the heat's on, then talk to me.
19:26 I'm open to all suggestions.
19:27 - I think the biggest threat is Pat,
19:30 just as being on shows with him before,
19:33 he's a wild card.
19:34 - Yeah, I think also, I'm not surprised
19:37 that you'd wanna vote for him given the history.
19:39 And I do think he is a strong competitor.
19:41 - Yeah, you and Spider, that'd be fun.
19:43 - Yeah.
19:44 - That'd be a good trio.
19:45 - If us three vote Pat, that may not be enough.
19:49 - I know.
19:50 We should kind of throw a wrench in everything.
19:52 - Well, no, but then we can just get in people's ear.
19:54 Just like, I'm open to, I mean, I think everyone can say,
19:58 I'm open to literally anybody but him.
20:00 - Yeah, same.
20:01 - Yeah.
20:02 Dana didn't compete in the challenge,
20:03 but that just sucks.
20:06 Like he didn't, it wasn't his fault.
20:08 I mean, I guess the 29 years of eating carbs,
20:12 like it's an Olympic sport, is his fault, but still.
20:16 Guys, Pat just disappeared.
20:18 - Where did he go?
20:19 - He said he had diarrhea.
20:20 - I don't think that's true.
20:21 - I think that's fake news too.
20:24 - Is Jackie somehow pulling strings with Pat?
20:27 - I don't know how she-
20:28 - There's no way.
20:28 - He just vanished from camp.
20:29 - No.
20:30 - He vanished.
20:31 - He did vanish.
20:32 - He said some diarrhea bullshit.
20:33 I don't know if I believe that.
20:33 - He could be with Jackie.
20:35 - No chance.
20:36 I don't know.
20:37 Nobody knows where he went.
20:38 Pat's just, he says he's taking a dump.
20:40 He's got diarrhea.
20:41 Buddy, we all got diarrhea, okay?
20:43 We don't just fucking disappear for 20, 30 minutes.
20:46 Oh, there he is.
20:47 - There's Pat.
20:48 I see Pat.
20:49 - Okay, let's get back down there.
20:50 Let's get back to camp.
20:50 - All right.
20:51 - We're gonna walk back down.
20:52 I agree.
20:53 - If you want to make Pat a thing,
20:54 we got to start whipping the boats.
20:56 So that's why I was trying to go over there,
20:58 but they were so focused on Pat's pooping habits.
21:02 - Okay, the chair thing didn't work last time.
21:04 Rudy's coming up and I got to figure out
21:06 the least menacing chair to sit in.
21:08 This obviously is not it.
21:11 Here, a little,
21:13 I think this is kind of not menacing.
21:16 - Kind of not happy that I'm away from camp
21:18 'cause that's where things can go south
21:20 if you're not around.
21:21 - I feel pretty good, so.
21:22 Excited to see what Jackie has to say.
21:25 Hello?
21:28 - El.
21:30 - What the fuck?
21:31 - I know, there's no casual way to sit
21:34 and have everybody come in.
21:36 I'll say this.
21:36 I talked to Pat.
21:39 He said that he talked to Francis
21:41 and Francis gave him the idea of Dana.
21:43 - That's who gave me the idea of Dana.
21:45 - Oh, so then I think if you vote Dana,
21:46 I just feel bad, I really feel bad
21:48 that I'm getting Dana. - I feel bad,
21:49 but it sucks.
21:49 Like at some point, like--
21:50 - You just go home?
21:51 - Right, you don't, like I feel bad.
21:52 Like my knee-jerk reaction was like,
21:53 he didn't even get the chance to compete.
21:55 Like that sucks. - I know.
21:56 Really fucking sucks.
21:57 I actually feel bad. - Yeah, and so,
21:57 but at the same time, I'm not gonna be like playing like--
22:01 - Just 'cause you feel bad.
22:02 - Yeah, like at a certain point.
22:03 Like if you do that, then all of a sudden you're out
22:05 and it's like, well, fuck.
22:06 - Yeah.
22:06 - So I told Dana, 'cause Dana's on it,
22:09 I was like, you need to start like
22:10 whipping the votes towards Pat.
22:12 - Dana. - Yes.
22:14 - Let's say that you and I were to
22:16 ally.
22:19 I wanna hear the order right now
22:23 in which you would eliminate all the players
22:27 until the final three.
22:29 - Pat, Grace.
22:32 - Wow.
22:34 - Maggie and Jackie.
22:35 - Pretty sexist.
22:37 All three women, gone like that?
22:39 - And a gay guy.
22:40 I'll be honest, that's the four that I would like
22:43 to just be--
22:44 - Get it to those four.
22:45 - Yes, that's, in an ideal world,
22:47 that's what I would like.
22:48 - I think Pat is probably a threat.
22:53 I think you might be right about that.
22:56 I just know from experience,
22:58 and he'll say the same thing about me, and that's fair.
23:01 You got some New York strip beef.
23:03 - Too much beef.
23:05 - A lot of beef?
23:06 - Yeah.
23:06 - You know how the French say beef?
23:09 - No.
23:10 - Boof.
23:11 (laughing)
23:18 - I'm gonna miss you, man.
23:19 - No, get out of here.
23:20 - I'm gonna miss you tomorrow.
23:21 - Get out of here.
23:22 (laughing)
23:24 - Hey, it's Spider.
23:27 - Hey, Spider.
23:28 - Can I come in?
23:29 - Yeah, come on.
23:30 - We need people not to be fucking sneaky, Spider.
23:32 - I'm not being sneaky.
23:33 - Yes, you don't lie.
23:34 - I swear to God.
23:35 - You talked to Dana.
23:35 We've seen you talk to Dana.
23:36 What has Dana said?
23:37 - He did go around and was like,
23:39 "Francis is smart as fuck.
23:40 "He was definitely throwing the puzzle challenge.
23:43 "Pat's a fucking reality veteran.
23:46 "He knows how to play these games savagely."
23:49 Listen, I can be sold.
23:51 All I'm asking in return is the security and trust.
23:55 - I got you.
23:56 - Yeah.
23:57 - If you got me.
23:58 - Yeah.
23:59 - All right.
23:59 - We built that up.
24:00 - Don't be a snake.
24:01 - I don't know if this is allowed,
24:02 but maybe there's a way where I can send you a signal
24:04 on which way we gotta go when we're at the ceremony.
24:07 - Yeah.
24:08 - Like, that's Dana.
24:10 - Okay.
24:11 - And then that's Pat.
24:14 Dana and Pat.
24:15 - I feel like that's really kind of obvious
24:16 when you do that.
24:17 - That, is that a lot?
24:19 Do the Dana.
24:20 Okay, do the Pat.
24:22 You can't wink.
24:23 - I don't know why I can't wink.
24:25 - No, that's just a blink.
24:28 - Okay.
24:28 - You can't.
24:29 We can switch to cross-eyed if it's easier.
24:31 No one's gonna notice if you go cross-eyed.
24:32 - Okay, okay.
24:33 - It's really easy.
24:34 - Pretty much anything that I do with my eyes other than--
24:35 - There's a million things you can do with your eyes.
24:37 Just Dana is blink, blink,
24:39 and then Pat is just a real quick.
24:40 No one's gonna, that's too much.
24:42 Just a little, like a little, ooh.
24:45 - Yes.
24:46 Okay, so we're officially switching.
24:48 Pat is little cross.
24:50 - Okay.
24:51 - Dana is double blink.
24:52 - But here's the thing, okay, just real quick.
24:55 If I'm double crossing the same time
24:56 that you're double crossing,
24:58 we can't see that we're double crossing each other.
25:00 Double cross-eyeing each other.
25:02 Do you understand?
25:03 'Cause like, do a cross-eye right now to me,
25:04 and I'm gonna do cross-eye.
25:05 - Yeah, that's a good point.
25:05 - I can't see that.
25:06 - If we somehow collide cross-eyes.
25:09 You just have to go first.
25:11 I won't do anything until I see yours.
25:13 - Dana.
25:14 Pat.
25:15 I thought we were gonna go with one eye.
25:18 - I can do the wink.
25:19 I can do the wink, you do the cross-eye, okay?
25:21 - I feel like we're harping too much on this.
25:24 - Yes.
25:24 All right, real alliance?
25:25 - Real alliance.
25:26 Later.
25:27 - Gang shit.
25:29 The people at home, that's what I like to call
25:31 an intellectual clinic right there.
25:33 Two of the biggest minds in game show history.
25:38 Only took us 10 minutes to figure out an eye signal.
25:41 - Hey, Rudy.
25:43 - Hey, where'd you go, man?
25:45 - Huh?
25:46 - Huh?
25:47 What?
25:48 - Where'd I go?
25:49 Just establishing a perimeter.
25:52 That's a big area.
25:53 I had to get a big perimeter.
25:55 No, I'm just fucking with you guys.
25:56 No, Jackie wanted to talk to me,
25:58 so I went and talked to Jackie.
26:00 - Jesus Christ.
26:01 You could do that?
26:03 - Yeah, I guess she requests.
26:05 - Like the Wizard of Oz?
26:08 - Yeah.
26:08 - And he's very honest about it,
26:10 'cause that's how he plays the game.
26:10 "I just wanna be honest with you guys.
26:12 "Jackie called me up, we talked a little.
26:14 "I just want you guys to know
26:15 "I don't wanna have any secrets with you guys."
26:19 - Bullshit, Rudy.
26:19 Rudy just plays the nice guy all the way through.
26:21 See right through that.
26:23 - If Jackie summoned me, I'd say, "Thanks, but no thanks."
26:26 - There you go, Francis.
26:27 - I would-- - Put your foot down.
26:28 - I would turn her down.
26:29 Huh?
26:32 Oh.
26:33 - You're being summoned next.
26:34 - I'm getting the, I got the nod?
26:36 Yo, you know what?
26:38 Jackie's all right.
26:40 I don't mind Jackie.
26:41 - Oh, that's too much.
26:41 - I'm gonna take back on your word.
26:42 - Two-timing bastard.
26:44 - This ended up being just as menacing as that chair,
26:46 so I think I need to have a new approach.
26:47 I think I need to be doing something.
26:49 I'm thinking something humble.
26:52 I'm thinking about washing dishes.
26:54 - This house is sick.
26:55 Wow.
26:57 - And then when he comes in, I'm just like,
27:02 "Oh my God, I didn't even realize
27:03 "you were coming up right now.
27:04 "I'm so sorry I was in the middle of the dishes."
27:06 - The lady awaits.
27:09 - It's summoned like she's the Wizard of Oz or something.
27:12 - Oh, hello.
27:18 What's up?
27:20 - Are you ready for me or no?
27:21 - I'm ready for you.
27:22 I was just doing dishes. - Wow, this is sick.
27:24 - She talk to you?
27:25 - Yeah.
27:26 - I didn't even see the bitch when I went up there to poo.
27:27 - Hey. - Liar.
27:28 - You dirty, dirty liar.
27:30 - I didn't see her.
27:31 - Liar.
27:32 - So you did talk to her?
27:33 - No, I didn't.
27:34 I didn't see her when I was up there.
27:35 They just put me in to poop and I left.
27:37 - Again, I call, first off,
27:39 I called the hole of where you were.
27:41 And so what I also think,
27:42 this is the next thing I'll call.
27:44 I think that she's gonna be able to pull one of us
27:46 from camp tonight to go to the house and stay with her.
27:49 Because if she won,
27:50 they're not gonna allow the winner to be by themselves.
27:53 The winner needs someone to hang out with.
27:55 - Yeah, so not only am I a rookie, but I'm an outsider.
27:58 So I've been keeping my ear and my eyes
28:00 on absolutely everyone.
28:01 I haven't really let anyone out of my sight.
28:03 And I did call everyone going up to see Jackie.
28:06 So I feel like my head is in the right space here.
28:08 - Have you seen the camp?
28:09 - No, I haven't.
28:10 What's it like?
28:11 - Bad.
28:12 - Really?
28:13 - It's a bad experience.
28:13 - Really?
28:14 - Everything that's happening over there, not good.
28:16 We are all sleeping in the same tent.
28:19 - Yeah, that's kind of weird.
28:20 - All of us.
28:21 - Wait, but that's what I have FOMO about.
28:23 Are you guys gonna talk about me in the tent?
28:24 - We're gonna be farting on each other and stuff.
28:27 - I want no part of that.
28:28 - Yeah, it's gonna be gross.
28:30 That's why we gotta get Dana Beers out.
28:31 'Cause he smells the worst.
28:32 - So that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
28:34 - Smells really bad.
28:35 - I'm gonna go back to Braun's house.
28:36 - Got a major problem, can't stop eating.
28:38 - So Pat, Rudy, Francis all got summoned.
28:43 - Nah, shit, I didn't get summoned.
28:45 - My only question is,
28:47 what about using the bathroom that we have?
28:49 - I didn't even know we had a bathroom.
28:52 - That's a great point, Dana.
28:53 - Where's the bathroom?
28:55 - Right there.
28:56 - Where?
28:58 That's the tent.
28:59 - I'm just asking questions.
29:00 - It's behind it.
29:00 - Seems like you might've just got caught in a lie.
29:02 - Also, you did weirdly,
29:04 like out of nowhere just announce that you had diarrhea.
29:07 - My goal here is to take things one day at a time.
29:10 - Yeah.
29:11 - Right?
29:12 - Yep.
29:13 - Tomorrow we're gonna wake up,
29:14 we're gonna have a totally different reality.
29:15 New challenge, new cast, new mixed up situation.
29:19 Today, we have a certain amount of control.
29:24 - Yes.
29:25 - To just how we want this day to end.
29:27 You have a lot of control, 'cause you're safe.
29:30 - Right now I'm trending up, I would say.
29:33 - We gotta just sort of, we gotta press some people.
29:34 - Yeah.
29:35 - I would press, if I were you, I'd press Megan pretty hard.
29:37 - Okay.
29:38 I'll talk to her.
29:39 - If you realize that there's like very clearly an alliance
29:41 and you're on your heels, you'd be like,
29:43 this dude's, he literally just lied.
29:44 - Correct.
29:45 - So, you're face.
29:46 - Okay.
29:47 All right, love it.
29:48 I fucking love you.
29:49 - Love you.
29:50 - Why are you being, why are you lying?
29:52 - I'm not lying.
29:53 - Why are you lying?
29:54 - We are, we don't have a choice.
29:55 - You can't lie, now you have to be truthful.
29:57 - I am truthful.
29:58 I swear to God.
29:59 - That you just had diarrhea?
30:01 - I promise you.
30:01 - You're that long in that direction.
30:03 - What do you mean that long?
30:04 I have to fucking go up to the thing and come back.
30:06 What do I have to gain from fucking lying?
30:08 Nothing.
30:09 - I don't know, I feel like it just,
30:10 like you were the first one to go,
30:13 so you didn't have anything to say.
30:14 So you decided diarrhea is the first exit.
30:17 I mean, you probably--
30:18 - When you gotta go, you gotta go.
30:19 - Come on.
30:20 We can't use that excuse.
30:23 - We're not.
30:24 I'm not promising a lot.
30:25 My word is, obviously I can't vote for you tonight,
30:28 and I won't vote for you tomorrow.
30:29 - Okay.
30:30 - Deal?
30:31 - All right.
30:32 - I like that.
30:33 Dana tonight?
30:34 - Dana.
30:35 And that means I expect you not to vote for me tomorrow.
30:38 Which I didn't even ask you to say.
30:40 - You didn't actually ask me that, but I'm not going to.
30:42 New deal.
30:43 - New deal?
30:44 - I won't vote for you tonight, tomorrow, but you, fuck.
30:46 - Two nights, and then we'll have another conversation.
30:47 - And then we'll have another conversation.
30:48 - You're not my third night person.
30:51 That's not why I'm doing this.
30:52 I'm just saying I don't wanna lie.
30:54 I don't know.
30:55 So let's just have another conversation tomorrow.
30:57 - Okay.
30:58 - We're gonna be talking a lot.
30:58 - All right.
30:59 - God, you got wifi here?
31:02 Golly.
31:03 - He makes me uneasy.
31:04 I think the fact that he was reluctant
31:07 to make any sort of long-term alliances
31:10 makes me nervous that he's already in an alliance.
31:14 I think I have a target on my back for sure.
31:16 And I think I'm definitely gonna need to get Francis out
31:19 before Francis gets me out.
31:20 - Dana.
31:22 - What up?
31:24 Oh, we're sitting under the log?
31:25 - Yeah, we're having a talk, Skeece.
31:27 How you feeling, man?
31:28 - Ugh, I'm okay.
31:31 I know people are probably like thinking about voting me out.
31:35 I'm just trying to show people the sketchiness
31:40 that is Pat with him lying.
31:42 - I mean, he is definitely lying.
31:43 - That's what I'm saying.
31:44 - I'm 100% a lie.
31:45 And he did say that he promises he didn't talk to Jackie.
31:47 He just pooped.
31:48 - You see it there.
31:50 - I see it.
31:51 - He's got these moves.
31:53 - I need him to tell me why he's lying.
31:55 - He won't.
31:57 He won't own up to it.
32:00 - Everyone's on alert right now.
32:02 - I mean, I'm paranoid.
32:04 I don't know about you.
32:05 - You don't gotta be, I promise.
32:07 - So right now, Dana is probably going home.
32:11 But I still feel bad because he didn't even compete today.
32:13 So I kinda just wanna talk to him
32:14 and I wanna just see where his head's at.
32:18 - Oh, Dana got summoned, I think.
32:19 Dana got summoned, I think.
32:20 - I did.
32:21 - Yeah?
32:22 - Yes.
32:23 - Oh, shit.
32:24 - Why are we last?
32:25 - Oh, shit.
32:27 - Wait, he's got summoned to Jackie?
32:28 - Yeah, yeah.
32:29 - Yeah.
32:30 I definitely thought you were gonna be next.
32:33 - Grace, are we fogged?
32:33 - She hates women, man.
32:35 I'm telling you, she's sexist.
32:36 - She hates women and spiders.
32:38 - Oh yeah, you're left too.
32:39 - Yeah.
32:40 - Basically, everyone's voting for Dana.
32:45 And Dana's gonna come back and try and say
32:49 that I lied about going there, which I did.
32:51 And then try and turn everyone against me.
32:55 - Place is beautiful.
32:56 - Hello.
32:58 - What's up?
32:59 - Welcome to the SLA.
32:59 - Where do I sit, right here?
33:00 - Yeah, you can sit anywhere.
33:01 - Hell yeah.
33:02 - Yeah.
33:03 - Was Pat here?
33:04 - Pat was here.
33:05 - Okay, I thought so.
33:07 - Why?
33:08 - He lied to everyone and said that he wasn't here.
33:10 - Oh.
33:12 - Yes.
33:12 - Well, don't tell him that I said that he was here.
33:14 - He's still denying it, and everyone,
33:17 after knowing that we're all going up here,
33:20 which is why we're all sketched out.
33:22 So we all had the feeling that Pat
33:24 went up and talked to Jackie.
33:25 I confirmed it with Jackie.
33:27 We've known there's been snakes in the grass,
33:29 and now we got an anaconda,
33:31 and we're acting like we're surprised.
33:33 Come on, boys, we're better than this.
33:36 - Someone what?
33:36 - Someone won't admit that they were someone
33:37 for some reason.
33:38 - Oh, the guy who openly hates my guts
33:40 is trying to turn you against me?
33:41 Shock.
33:42 Crazy.
33:44 The guy who fucks you out of $10,000
33:46 the last game show is trying to get you to vote for me?
33:48 Man.
33:48 - I was assuming that.
33:49 - How original.
33:50 - But I mean, you still have not admitted
33:52 that you were someone.
33:53 - You can't get me to admit to something
33:54 that didn't happen.
33:56 - Just come out.
33:58 Tell us.
33:59 - I have come out.
33:59 (laughing)
34:00 - Like if Pat was gone,
34:02 and then there's the seven of us,
34:04 I think it's wide open,
34:05 like of who I would be able to make a deal with
34:09 or work with.
34:10 - Would you wanna work with me at any point?
34:12 - Yeah.
34:13 - Can I trust you?
34:13 - Yeah.
34:14 Again, I don't, I don't,
34:17 I'm not capable of like.
34:19 - But I've heard that you are.
34:20 - But from Pat.
34:21 - Yeah.
34:24 - And that's the biggest snake of them all.
34:26 - I feel bad if we vote Dana.
34:27 Do you think that getting rid of him
34:28 is a smart play in the game?
34:30 Is he gonna be hard to get rid of later?
34:31 No.
34:32 - I don't know about that
34:33 because Barstool versus America,
34:33 like he wasn't a bad competitor.
34:35 - No, but also he was fucking good too.
34:37 - I know, I am.
34:38 - And he was slimy as fuck.
34:39 He lied to all of us right there.
34:40 - He did lie.
34:41 He lied, he literally swore to God
34:43 and he is not a good Catholic for doing that.
34:45 - Pat and Francis,
34:46 I think those are the two guys that,
34:48 if they're gone,
34:50 life gets a lot easier for everybody.
34:52 - My brain hurts a lot
34:53 and I don't really feel like playing games this time.
34:55 - Thank you.
34:56 I'm the same way.
34:57 - Okay, then I feel like,
34:59 I feel like we're good here.
35:01 - All right.
35:02 Cool, thanks guys.
35:05 - See ya.
35:06 - See ya.
35:07 - Right now I have two plans.
35:09 It's either one, pull up Grace
35:11 because I wanna reinforce her trust in me
35:15 because I think she might be a little suspicious
35:16 that I didn't pull her up
35:17 or B, and the producer in me really wants to do this,
35:20 I stir the pot a little bit and I save Dana.
35:23 It just depends on if I have balls or not.
35:25 But I'm feeling kind of ballsy as a winner right now.
35:29 - Welcome.
35:46 Come on in guys.
35:47 Hey, hey.
35:48 Take a stump.
35:50 Welcome to the cliff side.
35:52 Beautiful vistas.
35:53 Colorado air.
35:55 Pat, Francis.
35:57 Is that Dana?
35:58 - Yes sir.
35:59 - Hey Rudy, what's going on brother?
36:00 - Hello.
36:01 - Grace O'Malley.
36:03 And there's Megan making money.
36:05 Spider, what's going on gang?
36:07 - How are you?
36:08 - Good to see you all.
36:10 And hey, why don't we send in Jackie?
36:13 Jackie!
36:14 Sure.
36:16 You don't have to clap anymore really.
36:19 Jackie.
36:20 - Hello, thanks for talking to us today.
36:21 - Shut up.
36:22 - Well fed.
36:23 - Clean.
36:24 - We missed you man.
36:25 - Take a seat on your mattress, firm mattress.
36:28 After a nice beautiful day at the Mattress Firm Chalet.
36:32 Welcome everyone to the elimination arena.
36:35 Every night we'll be congregating here to eliminate
36:38 someone from Barstool's Most Dangerous Game Show.
36:41 And if you get eliminated,
36:42 that means that you don't get $25,000.
36:46 $25,000.
36:47 - What?
36:48 - Yeah, exactly.
36:49 That's how I felt too.
36:51 But before we get into all that,
36:54 Jackie, you have an announcement to make.
36:57 - So in the beautiful Mattress Firm Chalet,
37:07 there's another room.
37:10 - What did I say?
37:12 - And with that room comes the ability
37:17 to save somebody tonight.
37:21 With that, I have thought this person,
37:25 although they seem fine now,
37:27 I thought that maybe they were in their head
37:29 about being worried that they're gonna be voted off.
37:34 And so I decided to save them of that panic.
37:38 So Grace, would you like to stay with me
37:49 in the Mattress Firm Chalet?
37:50 - Yes, I would.
37:52 - Okay, Grace, please.
37:54 Why don't you take a seat over here
37:56 on this Mattress Firm mattress?
37:57 - Man, I'm so, I'm psychic.
37:59 I called all of this.
38:00 - Did anyone see this coming?
38:02 Megan, you're saying you're psychic?
38:03 - I did.
38:04 We were wondering where everyone was going.
38:06 Jackie doesn't like women.
38:08 She didn't pick me or Grace to come talk to her.
38:11 - Sorry about that.
38:12 - Well, that's what I was trying to,
38:14 I knew that it was gonna look like I didn't like women.
38:16 (laughing)
38:18 - Do you like women?
38:19 - I just decided I'd pick the people
38:20 who I was most scared of.
38:22 I shouldn't say that.
38:24 - Jesus.
38:25 - Who'd you pick?
38:25 - I'm not gonna say that either.
38:29 - I mean, we all know.
38:30 - Who'd she pick?
38:31 - I went.
38:32 - Frances went?
38:33 - I went.
38:34 - Dana went?
38:34 - Rudy went.
38:35 - We thought, we thought, we thought he went.
38:37 - Pat?
38:38 - I thought I went.
38:39 - He did.
38:40 - I went to the bathroom.
38:41 - No, he went.
38:42 Jackie, did he go?
38:43 - No, he didn't.
38:45 - I got sources, he went.
38:46 - No, I told you that he did.
38:48 - Wait, you told him that he did or did it?
38:50 - Dana said to me, "With Pat up here?"
38:53 And he seemed like he was gonna be mad if I said yes,
38:55 so I said yes.
38:56 - So I'm confused.
38:58 - That doesn't make any sense.
38:58 - Did Pat go and meet with you or not, Jackie?
39:00 - Pat did not come meet with me, no.
39:02 - And you're saying that that's not true, Dana?
39:04 - Well, that was my knowledge, so I guess I was wrong,
39:06 but that just seems very sketchy to make up on both ends.
39:09 - Pat, you might've got a lot of sun today,
39:11 but your face is getting a little red.
39:14 - Well.
39:15 - Maybe it's the diarrhea.
39:16 - Could be the diarrhea.
39:17 (laughing)
39:18 - So Dana, you know you have a target on your back.
39:21 How does that make you play differently?
39:23 - I haven't played.
39:24 So, I don't know.
39:29 Apparently I have a target on my back,
39:30 even though I haven't done any challenges.
39:34 - But I also think people know you're a competitor.
39:37 Like, people have seen you on the other shows,
39:39 and I don't think it's just because
39:41 it's an easy thing to do, necessarily,
39:44 but you've won the other shows you've been on.
39:47 So it's like, you're definitely a threat in the game.
39:48 - I agree, but you're also a threat,
39:50 and I'm also not being sketchy all day, and you were.
39:55 So that's where I'm like,
39:56 if you wanna take the easy way out and vote me out,
39:58 go for it, but you kinda have a dude
40:02 who's been acting strange all day,
40:04 and has a history of kinda being
40:06 a little sketchy on these shows.
40:09 If you don't wanna take him out now, then what can I do?
40:13 - It's the last act of a desperate man.
40:15 - So Jackie, who did you talk to,
40:16 and what did you talk with them about?
40:17 - I talked to Rudy, Frances, and Dana.
40:21 And I mostly just wanted to figure out
40:23 what was going on at camp.
40:24 I know it feels like I have the power, but I don't.
40:26 I feel like everyone's conspiring against me,
40:27 so I was just trying to make sure that that wasn't happening.
40:30 - And what'd you find out about camp?
40:33 - I found out some names that were tossed around.
40:35 - And they were?
40:36 - I'm not gonna say that.
40:40 - Who are you thinking of sending home?
40:41 - I'm not gonna say that.
40:43 - Rudy, Megan, you both have been playing
40:45 the likeability game, flying under the radar,
40:49 trying to be friends with everyone.
40:51 - I was playing that game too.
40:53 - Were you? - Yeah.
40:54 - I don't think anyone could tell.
40:55 - I was really enjoying myself.
40:57 I'm not gonna lie.
40:58 I had a great day.
41:00 I really had a great day.
41:02 I was really enjoying it.
41:03 I don't get to hang out with these guys all the time.
41:06 Tonight, you know, maybe we vote Megan out,
41:09 and then it's just the dudes in the tent.
41:10 (all laughing)
41:11 I can't imagine how fun that would be.
41:13 I like you a lot, Megan.
41:14 You are great.
41:16 I was telling everyone.
41:17 - I was telling everyone how hilarious it could be
41:20 if you got voted out.
41:21 - Oh no!
41:22 If it happens, it happens.
41:24 But I would be sad not to have one night in a tent
41:28 with all my friends.
41:29 - Yeah, all this nice shit's about to go out the window
41:32 really fast, because everybody can pretend
41:35 not to have an opinion, and everybody can pretend
41:38 that they're not gonna say anything,
41:40 and that nobody's gonna go home.
41:42 But guess what?
41:43 Someone is going home tonight,
41:45 and you're all about to go cast your votes
41:48 on the bureau dans les bois,
41:50 which of course, Francis means--
41:52 - Well, you said it so poorly, I didn't follow.
41:55 - Bureau dans les bois.
41:57 - Oh, the desk in the woods?
42:00 - That's right.
42:01 There's a desk in the woods over there.
42:03 You think him even knowing French,
42:04 maybe that puts a target on his back?
42:06 - Yeah, should we vote Francis now?
42:07 - What are you guys, the Weimar Republic?
42:10 (all laughing)
42:11 - It's a little World War II joke.
42:13 (all laughing)
42:14 - That's our fun guy.
42:15 - Over two.
42:16 - So, the six of you are on the chopping block.
42:19 The two of you are safe, and all eight of you
42:22 will cast a vote for who is going to go home.
42:25 Whoever has the most votes will be eliminated
42:28 from Barstool's Most Dangerous Game Show.
42:31 Does that make sense, Rudy?
42:32 - Mm-hmm.
42:33 - Good.
42:35 Jackie, why don't you take a walk on down
42:38 to the bureau dans les bois?
42:41 Cast that vote.
42:42 Did you guys really think that Jackie
42:50 was going to win the competition today?
42:52 - Yeah, actually.
42:53 - Jackie's sneaky good.
42:54 - She's smart.
42:55 - Is she?
42:55 - She's smart, yeah.
42:56 - Grace, your turn.
43:09 Megan, you were at the camp with Grace.
43:13 There was probably some girl-to-girl camaraderie.
43:16 So, you think you can count on her
43:18 throughout the next couple phases of the game
43:19 to still have her back?
43:20 - I don't know if I can count on anybody.
43:22 - Rudy, take that walk on down there.
43:28 - Take that walk, Rudy.
43:29 - Pat, tell me about Brody's gameplay.
43:40 Do you think he's trying to overplay the nice guy card?
43:42 - No, I think Rudy just is a nice guy.
43:45 But I think Rudy is also very, very good at these games.
43:48 Like, this is his home turf.
43:49 He's from Colorado.
43:50 - Right.
43:51 - He's part Cherokee.
43:52 - Right, of course.
43:52 - That's going to play into things.
43:54 Megan, making money.
43:59 It's your turn.
44:00 Think long, think hard, and go cast your vote.
44:03 (dramatic music)
44:06 Spider, spider, spider.
44:12 You can head on down to the menagerie toi.
44:14 What's it called?
44:15 (laughing)
44:17 Has anyone ever done a reality show with Spider before?
44:26 - Psycho.
44:27 - Oh, he's insane.
44:28 - A competition psycho, but in a good way.
44:30 - Spider might be at camp.
44:32 - Who knows, Spider might be going home.
44:34 We're going to be a little bit closer
44:35 to finding out who's going home
44:37 once Dana heads on down and makes his vote.
44:40 What do you guys think about Dana's attitude so far?
44:49 - He's resigned.
44:50 - Yeah.
44:52 - He's resigned himself.
44:53 - Yeah, I need more from him.
44:54 I need more.
44:55 - His face, his dog buster.
44:56 - Yeah, why?
44:57 He never tried.
44:58 - Yeah, I would have thought he would have
45:00 tried to fight for himself a bit more.
45:02 - Francis, it's your turn.
45:09 - Go have some fun.
45:10 - You got him, buddy.
45:12 - Taking the long way.
45:14 - Yeah, sorry.
45:15 - It's okay.
45:16 Take your time, brother.
45:17 You're not down that way.
45:18 (laughing)
45:21 (dramatic music)
45:23 - Francis, you look a little shell shocked.
45:33 - Yeah.
45:34 I mean, I tried to vote for myself,
45:37 but they told me I couldn't.
45:39 - Why'd you try to do that?
45:40 - How can I be the fun guy if I'm voting for anyone else?
45:43 - Pat, seven people have cast their vote.
45:48 Why don't you take that walk down to the desk
45:50 in the woods and make your vote?
45:52 - I think we all knew this was coming.
46:04 Dana, Godspeed.
46:06 - Now, it's my turn to go down to the Bureau d'Honnebois
46:14 and I'm going to count the votes
46:16 and I'm gonna come back up
46:18 and I'm going to let you all know who's been eliminated
46:21 from Barstool's Most Dangerous Game Show.
46:24 I'm gonna go now.
46:27 So, the votes are in and we're about to find out
46:42 who you all voted for to be eliminated
46:45 from Barstool's Most Dangerous Game Show.
46:48 Let's begin.
46:49 The first vote, Dana.
46:55 - That one's mine, if it makes you feel any better.
46:59 - Fresh off the top.
47:00 - That's a big Dana.
47:01 - Yeah.
47:02 - So, you meant it.
47:03 - All the space.
47:04 - Whoever wrote this meant it.
47:05 One vote for Dana.
47:06 Second vote, Pat.
47:12 - That's me.
47:14 (laughing)
47:17 - That's mine.
47:18 - One vote for Dana.
47:22 One vote for Pat.
47:24 The third vote, Dana.
47:29 - Yeah, that was me.
47:32 I was being honest.
47:34 I really did try to vote for myself 'cause I like Dana
47:37 and I felt pretty confident I wasn't gonna get voted off
47:41 and then they told me I couldn't do that
47:42 so I crossed it out and then put his name.
47:44 I tried.
47:45 I actually do appreciate that.
47:47 - So we have two votes for Dana and one vote for Pat.
47:51 Next up.
47:53 Another vote for Pat.
47:57 Another vote for Pat.
48:01 So that makes it two to two.
48:05 We're all tied up.
48:07 Next vote.
48:14 For Dana.
48:14 For Dana B.
48:17 - Bears.
48:18 - Three votes for Dana B.
48:21 Two votes for Pat.
48:24 The next vote.
48:25 Dana.
48:30 That's four votes for Dana B.
48:34 Two votes for Pat, which means that if this next vote
48:40 is for Dana B, that will be a majority.
48:43 If the next two votes are for Pat,
48:45 we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
48:49 - Twist these sons of bitches.
48:53 - The next vote.
48:55 And the deciding vote for Dana.
49:09 - It's a Danny?
49:13 - Unfortunately, I believe this is a vote for Dana.
49:16 Cryptically.
49:18 - Written in hieroglyphics or something?
49:20 - But assuredly, this means that Dana,
49:23 you've just been eliminated.
49:25 - That was fun.
49:26 - From Barstool's Most Dangerous Game Show
49:29 and that sounded sarcastic as hell.
49:32 - No, I mean, it's objectively funny that this is happening.
49:37 I'll give you that.
49:38 Barstool's all about making people laugh.
49:41 I think it's funny, I do.
49:43 It's just, yeah, it's kind of brutal.
49:45 - Pat, you seem a little smug.
49:49 - No, I'm a little shook.
49:52 - Why?
49:53 - I don't know who voted for me.
49:54 I'm gonna sleep in a tent,
49:55 probably with someone who voted for me.
49:59 It's not a good feeling.
50:00 My radar is up.
50:02 - Yeah, the fact that there was one vote for Pat
50:06 muddies everything because we know who Dana voted for,
50:09 we know who Francis voted for,
50:11 and we know who Pat voted for.
50:13 Mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery.
50:16 Dana, unfortunately, your time with us
50:21 here on Barstool's Most Dangerous Game Show
50:24 has come to a close.
50:26 You didn't do any of the challenges.
50:28 You went to the camp for a couple hours.
50:32 Now you have to leave.
50:33 However, you will be the first person on the council
50:37 for Barstool's Most Dangerous Game Show.
50:39 So you still will have a hand in who wins the $25,000
50:44 and the bed from Mattress Firm.
50:47 - All right.
50:47 - So, Dana, you can go.
50:50 Thanks for being here.
50:51 - Yep.
50:52 Anybody needs any gear?
50:54 I have $500 worth.
50:56 - I'm not fitting into Dana, I appreciate it.
50:57 - I will definitely take you up on that.
50:59 - All right, see you guys.
51:01 - See you, bye.
51:01 - Dana.
51:02 - Bye, Dana.
51:03 - Bye.
51:05 - This was an interesting experience.
51:09 I don't really know what to say.
51:11 I think I got screwed a little bit.
51:14 This is supposed to be the summer of Dana Beers.
51:17 This is gonna be a hit.
51:18 It's the summer of Dana Beers,
51:19 but it's what we do in the Dana Beers camp.
51:22 We come back stronger than ever.
51:24 - Kind of funny that everybody's saying sorry to Dana,
51:28 but you're the ones who send them home.
51:31 What do you mean sorry?
51:33 - I'm not sorry.
51:34 - Grace, are you sorry?
51:37 - I'm sorry for his ass, because he could have saved it.
51:40 - Feels kind of good to get him out of here, huh?
51:45 A little bit closer to the money, though.
51:46 - No, it doesn't feel good, it doesn't feel good.
51:48 I'm just really excited to be with my boys.
51:50 That's all I'm saying.
51:51 - Megan making money and the fellas.
51:54 - Who would have thought it, huh?
51:55 - Megan making movies.
51:57 (laughing)
51:59 - Too far, come on.
52:02 - Married mother of two.
52:05 - Thank you, thank you, bro.
52:06 We're gonna respect the ring.
52:08 - All right, so this is how it's been divided.
52:11 Megan, Spider, Francis, Rudy, and Pat,
52:14 you guys will be staying at the camp tonight.
52:17 Grab your things and head on over to that big ass tent.
52:21 - I hope you girls enjoy your midnight snacks
52:24 and your sleepovers.
52:26 - Me and the boys.
52:28 Let's go, fellas.
52:30 - Jackie, Grace, the two of you will be staying
52:34 at the Mattress Firm Chalet tonight
52:36 for a beautiful night of rest
52:38 so you can be nice and sharp
52:40 to perform in tomorrow's challenge.
52:43 Head on out, there's a car waiting for you.
52:46 Go enjoy yourselves.
52:47 (dramatic music)
52:51 (fire crackling)
52:54 - On the next episode of Barstool's
53:07 Most Dangerous Game Show.
53:08 - I voted Pat last night.
53:10 - He's on to you, by the way.
53:11 - If someone votes for me, I have to vote them out.
53:13 - This is nuts.
53:14 - Oh my.
53:16 - That's fucking blood.
53:18 - The stink pit's a tricky beast.
53:20 - I had so much caca in my face,
53:22 I had no idea where I was at.
53:24 - Fuck me, man.
53:26 Fuck me.
53:26 (dramatic music)
53:29 (crickets chirping)
53:32 (crickets chirping)
53:36 (whooshing)
53:39 [WHOOSH]