00:00 I love Hoverblades!
00:02 Where are we going?
00:03 Barbie Land!
00:04 What? Mom, are you really gonna let Barbie take you and your tween daughter to an imaginary land?
00:09 Yes, and you wanna know why? Because I never get to do anything.
00:11 I didn't even go on that cruise I won at your school raffle because I didn't have enough vacation days and your dad's allergic to sun.
00:16 Oh, what about Dad? You can't just leave him.
00:18 He'll be fine. Yeah, yeah, he'll be fine.
00:20 Ready for fun?
00:21 Hey Barbie.
00:30 Can I come to your house tonight?
00:32 Sure.
00:33 I don't have anything big planned, just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies and planned choreography and a bespoke song.
00:38 You should stop by.
00:39 So cool.
00:40 It's the best day ever.
00:46 It is the best day ever. So is yesterday and so is tomorrow and every day from now until forever.
00:51 Do you guys ever think about dying?
00:56 [BARBIE LAND]
00:58 Some things have been happening that might be related.
01:03 Cold shower.
01:06 I'm falling off my roof.
01:07 And my heels are on the ground.
01:11 Blood!
01:13 Feet!
01:14 What do I have to do?
01:23 You have to go to the real world.
01:25 You can go back to your regular life or you can know the truth about the universe.
01:30 The choice is now yours.
01:32 The first one, the high heel.
01:34 You have to want to know, okay? Do it again.
01:36 I'm coming with you.
01:46 Okay.
01:52 Wow, this is the real world.
01:54 What's going on? Why are these men looking at me?
01:57 Yeah, they're also staring at me.
01:59 Barbie in the real world. That's impossible.
02:09 If this got out, this could mean extremely weird things for our world.
02:13 This would be catastrophic!
02:16 We haven't played with Barbies since we were like five years old.
02:19 Oh.
02:21 No one rests until this doll is back in a box.
02:26 Humans only have one ending.
02:35 Get that Barbie!
02:36 Ideas live forever.
02:40 No, I won't let you do just one appendectomy.
02:48 But I'm a man.
02:49 But not a doctor.
02:50 Can I talk to a doctor?
02:51 You are talking to a doctor.
02:52 Can I need a clicky pen?
02:53 No.
02:54 A sharp thing?
02:55 No.
02:56 There he is! Doctor!
02:57 Somebody get security!
02:58 Is Barbie Booped If You're Still In Doubt?
03:01 [Music]
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